Normal Bowser could never beat Paper Mario

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Normal Bowser could never beat Paper Mario because of deep reasons.
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Bowser getting folded by a walking fanart wielding the power of papercuts

johanalaerts
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they are perfect for eachother

Paper Mario cuts through his thick tough skin while his fire is super effective on paper

SpoonAtNoon
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Bowser is lucky he didn’t have any hand sanitizer 💀

PhoenixTheAnimator
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The thumbnail always gets me thinking that bowser is pooping out blood

Rainz_oX
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Being a two-dimensional entity paper Mario has never witnessed blood before and is now scarred for life

e.m.m.i
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That short thumbnail looks sus as heck 😂

Butterfingers
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Don’t forget in Mario and Luigi paper jam, it’s canon that paper Mario can fly. So there’s also that.

multiversegamer
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Paper Mario with hand sanitizer would be the most powerful being ever

diamondoreguy
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To be fair… Bowser should’ve been prepared to have a water bucket, and a pair of Scissors, I mean paper shredder I mean water balloons I mean a protective suit, I mean—

TypicalGamer_
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spring lock failure in super mario be like:

franklinbarinan
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Ok
But like
*one fireball on Mario’s scalp and he’s gone*

ThePuff
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Aftermath:
Mario put hand sanitizer on the paper cut. Bowser soon died due to the pain.
1K Edit: He also started sweating, making the pain worse.

SLLYWRDSM
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Bowser dying from a gushing papercut is actually kinda funny.
And then the next line is just a cherry on top.

NemoIncognito
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The “SO LONG GAY BOWSER” line never gets old, even though Super Mario 64 was made in 1996.

CJJ
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"So long g'bowser" *kills him with millions of paper cuts*

Edit: it's "so long king bowser" apparently

ariano
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To be fair that paper cut went like 3 or so inches into bowsers arm. A paper cut that deep would be deadly.

funni_noises
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*”So long king bowser”* says Mario with the most demonic face one could give him

LilyanaGiraffe
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At least it wasn't the webbing of his fingers

BanishedDeity
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Bowser then proceeds to incinerate paper Mario with a single fire ball.
“You should have gone for the throat…”

terminalvelocityrunner
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A PAPERCUT BETWEEN THE FINGERS IS THE WORST!!!

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