Bowser getting folded by a walking fanart wielding the power of papercuts
johanalaerts
they are perfect for eachother
Paper Mario cuts through his thick tough skin while his fire is super effective on paper
SpoonAtNoon
Bowser is lucky he didn’t have any hand sanitizer 💀
PhoenixTheAnimator
The thumbnail always gets me thinking that bowser is pooping out blood
Rainz_oX
Being a two-dimensional entity paper Mario has never witnessed blood before and is now scarred for life
e.m.m.i
That short thumbnail looks sus as heck 😂
Butterfingers
Don’t forget in Mario and Luigi paper jam, it’s canon that paper Mario can fly. So there’s also that.
multiversegamer
Paper Mario with hand sanitizer would be the most powerful being ever
diamondoreguy
To be fair… Bowser should’ve been prepared to have a water bucket, and a pair of Scissors, I mean paper shredder I mean water balloons I mean a protective suit, I mean—
TypicalGamer_
spring lock failure in super mario be like:
franklinbarinan
Ok
But like
*one fireball on Mario’s scalp and he’s gone*
ThePuff
Aftermath:
Mario put hand sanitizer on the paper cut. Bowser soon died due to the pain.
1K Edit: He also started sweating, making the pain worse.
SLLYWRDSM
Bowser dying from a gushing papercut is actually kinda funny.
And then the next line is just a cherry on top.
NemoIncognito
The “SO LONG GAY BOWSER” line never gets old, even though Super Mario 64 was made in 1996.
CJJ
"So long g'bowser" *kills him with millions of paper cuts*
Edit: it's "so long king bowser" apparently
ariano
To be fair that paper cut went like 3 or so inches into bowsers arm. A paper cut that deep would be deadly.
funni_noises
*”So long king bowser”* says Mario with the most demonic face one could give him
LilyanaGiraffe
At least it wasn't the webbing of his fingers
BanishedDeity
Bowser then proceeds to incinerate paper Mario with a single fire ball.
“You should have gone for the throat…”