5 Reasons Why Steven Seagal's Attack Force Is An Embarrassment To All Mankind

The Steven Seagal alien movie Attack Force is the worst movie ever made. It is such an awful movie, that it goes right past "so bad it's good" back into bad again. Space Ice takes the plunge and lists why. We've all heard stories about fat Steven Seagal being insane, and him thinking it was ok to release a movie like this is the craziest thing he has ever done.

Here are 5 reasons why Attack Force is the worst movie of all time:
0:00 Introduction
0:15 Steven Seagal
3:18 The Plot
5:12 Alternate Plot
5:46 Palate Cleanser
6:11 The Fight Scenes
7:37 Honorable Mentions
8:33 Steven Seagal
#attackforce #sobaditsgood #worstmovies #stevenseagal

[SpaceIce]

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[wimvanderstraeten]

Seagal even has a stunt double for his voice.

[jessegriffin]

Admit it. You accidentally found this channel. You laughed so hard and subbed. And went to watch all Steven Seagal recaps and here you are.

[Skipjack]

Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!

[cm.redeye]

He named himself... Marshall Lawson... Martial Law-son. Oh my God, I can actually feel my skin crawling.

[ghostcobra]

Wait a minute.. If Seagal doesn't do his fight scenes; walking or even his own talking, then why the hell is he even in the movie?

[SergeBlake]

"Celebrating his many chins" that one has just killed me

[mrplegend]

Bro don't know if you will ever read this, but I am 42 year old business man in UK and when I come home after all the stress as any one would after all this lock down, your video really gives me a laugh and a cracking time,
I say laugh as an understatement lol, last time I had cramps after watching your video, thats how much I laughed...
Keep up the great work you are a fucking star my man... Many

[Mixamaka]

The fact that his entire movie career has been based on doing those money laundering movies is kinda impressive.

[douglaswilliams]

Who actually says to themselves "Hey I want to watch a movie tonight. How about Segal's Attack Force?"

[Marshal_Dunnik]

Steven Seagull is a high ranking officer in the Chair Force

[tennozeorymer]

"You can hear him breathing from across the room" 😂

[directedbyxanderjones]

I just discovered this channel about a half hour ago and I think I'm going to spend the next few hours watching your videos. It's currently 2:30 in the morning and I am absolutely loving life right now. These horrible Steven Seagal movies are gold!

[SpaceIce]

The world's still on the edge of their seat waiting for Seagal vs Aliens

[MrSoumyaBanerjee]

My best friend, a small cat, passed away a couple of weeks ago and I have been feeling hellish since but your videos managed to make me chuckle. So thanks :)

[GeneralGouda]

If Steven was in a predator movie he’d be slap fighting the predator too. In his mind, he’d win that battle using just his hands.

[anonymousperson]

Of course he wrote a movie where people are on a drug that gives them super human strength and abilities but he beats all of them in hand to hand combat. Because no one is allowed to be tougher than Seagal in a Seagal movie, even if they have superpowers and he doesn’t

[ggj]

Is anyone sure if Seagal is actually alive and didn't die in 1998, so much dubbing, stunt doubles, was the real Seagal even in this pile of dung

[bzo]

I think you're right about his movies being money laundering schemes. They're all horrible. Seagal was once or more mentioned as being with mob-type people, either owing them something, or just hobnobbing around with them. Very good observation and connection on your part. You woke me up to it. Thank you.

[rbarnett]

I feel like Steve is taking the piss at this point. He should probably just make a $20 million dollar film where he's sat in a strip club for 90 minutes wearing an American flag mumbling about how he's an ex-special forces operative. He could call it Stolen Valour. Written and directed by Stephen Seagal. I've quite literally put more thought into the premise than he ever possibly could.