Steven Seagal: Bullshido Master

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Steven Seagal has one of the most incredible story any human being could have. And on top of that, it's almost true.
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[itmvcrw]

Seagal knows Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, Taekwondo and lots of other dangerous words.

[Nirbanox]

Steven seagal went so deep into one of his characters he never came back.

[vervijw]

His hairline is the greatest comeback story of all time.

[chadhavenga]

The pure definition of narcissism encapsulated in one person.

[diamondthree]

What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian doing the longest joke in human history

[zigisamblak]

Steven Segal is like a cult leader without a cult, a dictator without a country, a movie star without any good movies, a martial artist without any credibility.

[thedevilinthecircuit]

No box of donuts has survived a battle with Steven Seagal.
Ever.

[bazza-island]

Last time I flew, they showed a Steven Seagal movie on the plane. Half the audience walked out.

[nightmoose]

It's pretty simple. He's a Russian Mongol from the Deep South who was raised in a shoebox by B.B.King who taught him martial arts and the Blues.

[markwrenn]

The greatest French Russian Mohawk Mongolian Texas Asian wop man of all time.

[Fatboy]

This is the best film Steven seagal has ever been in.

[deezee]

"If you gaze long enough into the Steven Seagal, the Steven Seagal will gaze back into you."
-Steven "Wilhelm" Seagal

[ms.annthrope]

He served in the Gravy SEALS, then went to Meal Team Six, transferred to Spaetzle Forces, was a Semper Pie, then finished in Delta Forks. Dangerous in any buffet. Now he looks like Eddie Munster with his asbestos hair piece. 😊

[Kadenite]

Steven Seagal is like a guy doing an impression of Steven Seagal.

[JizzMasterTheZeroth]

"So I spent two entire years learning to punch"
"So I chose an art that doesn't require punching"
This guy is a genius.

[hebi]

It's like Dave Chappelle said... When there's a powerful enough Dreamer, we're all living in this man's dream

[nathang]

Biggest "she goes to a different school" known to man

[slager]

how much steven seagal footage this dude had to sit through for this video just imagine the commitment

[theWayoftheHero]

The director yelled "cut", but Seagal never left character

[jbarron]

“You won’t find any record of me being with any intelligence agencies because my records are sealed.” Ok, yeah right Steven.