Steven Seagal Fire Down Below Is So Bad It Leaves Vague Status Updates - Worst Movie Ever

Steven Seagal movie Fire Down Below is that annoying person you don't even like that much who always leaves the most vague status updates because they crave attention, but are the most boring and unimportant people and tricking well meaning people is the only way they can get any. You know what you're doing, KNOCK IT OFF, everybody hates you. Also, the guy from Tombstone and The Men Who Stare At Goats is in this and also some stupid blue alien things.

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[hoesficfiric]

There is nothing greater in this world than watching Space Ice roasting the living embodiment of shit out of Seagal at 3 in the morning.

[davegar]

Fire Down Below?? That's syphilis.

[perturbedbatman]

The fact that Seagal’s first instinct to seeing an unsupervised child in the middle of a secluded area is to chase after him is as concerning as it is unsurprising.

[GeorgeFloydLOL]

Who just accidentally discovered this channel and now is hooked on
watching these Steven Seagal vids? hahaha i LOVE this!!!

[allwoundup]

I get chills whenever I hear "MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE"

[evillebron]

If Seagal chased me in the woods and I bumped into Jason Voorhees, I would ask him for help because there's a psycho chasing me.

[thumperjdm]

Randy Travis, Travis Tritt, and Kris Kristofferson today are thinking, "Why the fuck did I agree to be in a Steven Seagal movie!"

[nickolaspurcell]

“Taking a normal map nap, he is awakened by someone being happy, which is one of his pet peeves so now they’re gonna f$&kin pay!” 😅

[tehpurplepills]

sneaking inside to be with your kids is EXACTLY what you should expect from a guy wanting to fix up your house for free.

[johnsanko]

The whiplash of going to a library instead of a strip club is genius level twist that only a mega blockbuster movie writer like Segal can fathom.

[jasonwilde]

"Church can't help nobody after their all dead". I thought that was the whole *point* LMAO!!

[BluSpykz]

That newspaper article is revolutionary. Clearly written by AI 25 years before AI was writing for people.

"Maggie Farren, go if a with Cockerell Ranch, are worked, whereas in the past lives began to fight for Congress for it's an extra filler type and for the standardization of energy to nuclear. It set fire to the coal mind is where her father was not worth all the extra bucks and headaches working. It is Sundays they weren't ridden."

Superb.

[jr]

I know this is a seagull movie, but we lost a legend today. RIP and thanks for all the great movie memories, Carl Weathers.

[weiSane]

That “I love the f***k outta cookies” never gets old 😂

[VitoDRF]

"I realize church can't help nobody after they dead."

"I thought that was the whole point!"

Brilliant!! Lol!!

[Golzagor]

4:42 The article fragment on the right says:

"Maggie Farren, go if a with Cockerell Ranch are worked, whereas in the past lives began to fight for Congress for it's an extra filler type and for the standardization of energy to nuclear."

A perfect summary of Steven Seagal's work.

[Findus_]

3:48 "taking a very normal map nap" had me laughing so hard.

[limbopete]

"He can do what he came here for... as soon as he remembers what that is."

[MrVideoScape]

"Granny shifting and not double clutching like he should." Lol!

[CooperDraytonVisions]

"I realize church can't help nobody after they're all dead."

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT?!

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