Interesting fact about Steven Seagal pt.29

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[theScotch]

Okay folks. This one so far, is the last Steven Seagal fact until I can pump more out lol. BUT for those interested in a longer type video, I am currently working on a Steven documentary which shouldn't disappoint! Keep your eyes out, and thanks for the support!

[danielbertola]

Steven has been making energy drinks for like 87 years.

[zachsquatch]

Lmao, this guy is full of himself on another level!! The funniest part is, he's completely serious about all of this.
"I literally reach out with a light jab and grab that fckn lightning right before it hits the ground. Then I package it and sell it to you mortals. You won't be as awesome as me, but you'll become fractionally closer."

[chaiwallah]

The only known ingredient in Seagal’s Lightning Bolt drink is his sweat harvested from under his belly flap

[robertburk]

🤣
If he sold a can of Bullshitto, I'd buy a can out of curiosity alone.

[JLG]

These shorts are slowly curing my depression.

[stevedudley]

The Kim Kardashian of Martial Arts films.

[robertlilly]

You do have to at least give 1 thing to Seagal, he literally said in his ad what the other companies try to subliminally say in theirs. “Guys drink this and women in bikinis will love you”

[spuntoddler]

I truly believe this man is a government experiment on cringe that got lose one day and started making movies

[stevenevol]

"Tastes just great" like at work when we say "You'll be just fine"

[theterminaldave]

Now, when i hear Steven talk all i hear is that standup comedian that does that impression of him.

[fullone]

I remember buying that stuff from the 99

[x.adam]

It’s 100% natural water. He’s been making bs patty pies since he was 7 for over 200 years now

[ra]

Not even his hair is real. Lightning Bolt is no longer around, But KFC is!

[benjaminisais]

"It's good to be the king isn't it? And guess what? It's going to happen to you.
.. If you drink lightning bolt"
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[googleuser]

FDA WARNING: Side effects include becoming a meme, losing your career and being exiled in Russia.

[petermeatmeatwagon]

it's hard for him to catch anything in a can, let alone lightning, he has trouble getting to the can.

[thom-mark]

Now he's opening a chain of all-you-can-eat buffets, something more believable.

[thedaily]

I remember that stuff it was 99 cents at Wal-Mart.

[UnChannelDuVulpineX]

"100% natural". Asbestos is natural too. And Uranium.