Interview with a Boomer CTO

Interview with a Boomer CTO in 2023

Interview with a Boomer CTO in 2023 with Azuros Cloudapi - aired on © The CTO.

Programmer humor
SDLC humor
Requirements engineering
Systems Requirements
User acceptance testing
Cloud services
Programming jokes
tech humor
Startup tech job interview
V Model
Lean Startup
AWS
S3
Security Practices
White box testing
Non functional requirements
Waterfall
cto tools
tech csuite

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[AndroidChileDemos]

I have 27 years of experience, and this young man managed to summarize my work experiences as a joke, I am seriously thinking of copying his speech for my next job interview. 😄

[kashikashy]

Low-Level Programming: ❌
High-Level Programming: ❌

Eye-Level Programming: ✅

[mariotabali]

This guy has the most vast knowledge of industry's buzzwords. By joking around he has more knowledge than many CTOs

[ArmaganSalman]

He perfectly meets the requirements of a junior developer job.

[cptbloodinboxru]

""It works" is a non-functional requirement" made me laugh way harder that I should have.

[RJDOUBLEU]

"code implementation...comes at the very end... usually done by one person" 😂

[psychic]

"and you need a third guy because you cannot trust the second guy". Of course redundancy, reliability and availability

[YuriG]

this guy is a very good actor, but we need to commend the editor too. The "high level, low level, eye level" edit was amazing

[daffertube]

Load testing for data centers. Data center testing for load centers😏

[tcort]

everybody ask about big data, but nobody ask about little data

[slamwell]

I've only got 5 years of experience but I gotta say he's making a lot of sense...

[MJ-xljz]

He's talking of the new Process of Processes as a Service (PoPaaS), whose acceptance testing needs to be documented.

[Passive-knowledge]

"Code trashification" ahh lawd have mercy i lost it bad right there 😂

[Geddenator]

"Children's' magic like microservices" -- thats gold

[smort]

Dude wrote the summary for my last job description

[ThatAnnoyingGuyOnTheInternet]

This reminds me of a time when I was asked to create some user stories for our backlog. I ended up with stuff like "proactively integrate pipeline delivery", implement holistic data" and "structuralize shared systems".

The sad thing was that everyone just went along with it. They didn't dare to ask what was going on.

[XRENDERMAN]

This is a venture-backed startup CTO. Can you do a bootstrap one next? :) There is a great contrast to exploit here.

[adokce]

Absolutely 100% agree. Redundancy is very important.

[SensSword]

100% agree that redundancy is important. All the voices in my head agree too so that's at least 300 or 400% agreement.

[brancheternal]

At "and so on and so forth" he transformed momentarily into Slavoj Žižek.