Interview with an Agile Coach - Sprint1

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Interview with an Agile Coach with Josh Doe - aired on © The Agile.

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[AzamFahmy]

“It’s really Waterfall with meetings every two weeks” that one hit differently 🥶

[teamspeak]

"we don't even define requirements until after production"

This one made me cry

[AJD...]

"Identify problems. And wait for them to go away"
This.

[Carrandas]

"I lost my job because I'm a horrible developer, now I'm an agile coach"

So it's not just in my company 😂

[JuanEstradaGiuria]

"leave job when debt causes problems, evangelize scrum at next job" this is the way

[sebastieng]

"His birthday is on day 2 sprint 7"
Gold !

[Jared-Cruz]

“That’s Greg, his birthday is on day 2 of sprint 7.” That is just gold! 😂

As someone who works in a SAFe (Scaled Agile for Enterprise) company, I almost found this more entertaining than the C++ interview.

[Pasghetti]

How does this guy capture dev hell and corporate madness so well from so many angles? Fantastic stuff. Makes me laugh quite a bit.

[owenjones]

“So what do you do?”
“I revolutionize business processes to be agile and revolutionary and synergy”.
“But what do you actually do?”
“I tell developers to use an organization framework that does nothing and takes a ton of work, and then they don’t use it”

[CrispyParrot]

"Always change, never finish" 🤣

[EscapeePrisoner]

"Folks who don't have anything valuable to add deserve meetings." Gold. Will implement.

[DB-sfhy]

"It is not a task, it is a story".

[AlokMishra-zgdp]

"always change never finish" was gold😂😂

[thomasbates]

Not wearing glasses for this character was a great idea. It really fits the persona of this agile coach

[WillySchott]

"Actually we delivered on time in the past three years. But then Scrum came, and everything changed." Been there, experienced that. Hilarious presentation, LMAO

[phonogtaphologist]

The confidence and nonchalant nature in which he says "Accrue Tech Debt"... Beautiful

[robertstorlind]

The buzzword density is dialed up to 11 and I'm scared by the fact that this monologue somehow still makes sense to me as an agile team member :)

[zwgyqln]

Agile Coach:"everyone spends a bunch of time in meetings to talk about how nothing happened and how work should be done but nobody actually does anything". That is true:)

[ryanleemartin]

I lost my job because I was a horrible developer but now I'm an agile coach at NASA. I swear this dude has some great lines.

[rykehuss]

"Its really Waterfall with meetings every two weeks" yup