Interview with Senior JS Developer

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Interview with a Javascript developer with Jack Borrough - aired on © The Javascript.
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[IcaroAlvarez]

I like your sweater. Would you mind telling the brand? Great video btw!

[Chrisxantixemox]

"Easy fix, will just take me 3-5 days to *find* it".

No truer words have ever been said.

[leoselbach_]

"The strength of JavaScript is that you can do anything. The weakness is that you will." - Reg Braithwaite

[zacanger]

I used to be a frontend guy, really got sick of it due to the constant churn ("what do you mean we need to rewrite all our forms to use the newest library? we haven't even finished the LAST two form-rewrites!"). Moved to what I thought was my real passion, devops, got into the same situation with cloud providers and container orchestrators, and then realized this is a problem in every area of tech and I should really just move into a cave in the woods and raise chickens.

Edit: due to Blackrock buying up all the houses, caves are now trendy and selling for $800k on Zillow. I might need a new plan.

[SWIIIMS]

"This is not production code.
It will be tomorrow though."
Was the highlight for me

[d.sherman]

"My job is to keep our code running while other packages are changing theirs." That's gold 😆

[axd]

“Documentation…hehehehe”
This hits way too hard

[ChristopherSalisburySalz]

"Is it scaleable? No. Is it maintainable? No. Is it portable? No. " that made me laugh so hard!! 😂🤣 This is one of the best ones.

[tjkoury]

I’ve started saying “I love it” when something explodes while I’m developing. This video is too accurate.

[joephus]

hahah, "no one really knows what the value is, until you get an error" 🙌absolutely killed it.

[traktor]

best part: "how do you debug node apps? you don't! you just write good code"

[EvilTim]

Man you can't even write comedy this accurate without having spent years with JS

[Jerad]

Imagine a language so good that you put as many libraries/packages on top of it as possible to not actually touch that language itself.

[Jared-Cruz]

“Nobody knows what type a variable is … I mean, we use typescript, and we still don’t know.” That part got me laughing so hard.

[pumaGCB]

I like the fact that out of all the parodies you made, the javascript guy feels the most deranged of them all, and this is exactly how I feel as a javascript dev.

[silvanpaul]

the fact that this guy made a jjquery website just for this joke is dedication to the max

[CyberTechBits]

That first line...."I have three production outages named after me....four"... OMG I was rolling 😂

[KT-utzg]

As a 'fullstack' JS developer I laughed so hard at this, all the way through until the end (but to be honest at the end I realise I was actually crying) XD

[edezt]

"we rewrote our codebase around 9 times... THIS month" 😂😂

[ijustsawthat]

"I don't want to do the Sub Zero Fatality, I just want to show data in the table from the server."
Best JS phrase I ever heard.