Ciaphas Cain the Biggest Giga CHAD in the 40k Universe - Warhammer 40k Lore

This man is a machine.

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[thekrispiestkreme]

Honestly dying at old age in THIS universe is kind of gigachad on its own

[WolfBlade-]

"He died of old age" is genuinely the biggest flex you can ever do in the Warhammer 40k universe.

[samuelfawell]

“So what’s secret to your success?”

“Dunno, I just kept doing things and not dying… worked so far”

[brodyratliff]

"here lies Ciaphas Cain, slayer of Orks, layer of women, and literally the only soldier to die of old age in this emperor forsaken time"

[kajnake]

Everyone in 40k: survival horror
Cain: first person dating sim

[AlexFireflyer]

He is such a gigachad that even Slaaneshi daemons simp him like fangirls.

[AurelianPainting]

Don't forget that the techpriest he slept with was pretty much a tech catgirl

[johnnodadgriffin]

Look at those muscles, we must hit the gym and consume enough corpse starch to look like that.

[yananisawa]

Slaanesh : Lust will devour you!
Cain : Say no more

[Amoryl]

i love that he was such a coward and so afraid of being challenged to a duel that, unlike almost every other "coward" archetype based on running away or being a syncophant, he just trained really hard every day for years to be REALLY good with a chainsword because he knew it was basically inevitable

[demilung]

Cain isn't just very lucky with plot armor, he's also very smart and rational. Like with that demon - the sole reason he could even talk back to it is because his assistant Jurgen was a soul blank. But it wasn't just blind luck to have a blank at that time and place, as soon as Cain learned that Jurgen is a blank, he held that man very close to himself.
He also used a very rare technique in the 40k world - treating people fairly. He wasn't a doormat, but he was fair and caring with his men - so they were willing go an extra mile for him.

[RhysticTutor]

Man’s plot armor is so refined he wears condoms and drawers made of purely text and convenient timing. His uniform? It’s. All. Plot armor.

[minhtamnguyen]

"He died of old age..."
"Heh, such a moral"
"...In Warhammer 40k"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!!!"

[Richard_Frost]

The orkz: "you're not that guy, pal, you're not that guy."

Cain: "Try me and find out."

[tdofducksplays]

Cain: “NOOO I KILLED THE GIRL I SLEPT WITH ACCIDENTALLY NOOOO.”
Inquisition: “Damn well done Cain you clever son of the emperor. You tricked this filthy deamon and when their guard was down killed them. Impressive!”
Cain: “I uhh yes meant to do that… defiantly…”

[katiejane]

Correction: he was sleeping with a girl that then became a demon prince because she was psycho and gained the favor of Slaanesh. Also his gunner assistant Jurgen was usually key to getting him out of hairy situations but no one likes Jurgen (except for Cain) because he's a blank and he is a very smelly man :(

[iranoutofideas]

"...the biggest giga chad in the 40K universe"

*Cue Sebastian Yarrick crying in the background*

[joelmagnuson]

Personally I like the fact that even after he was buried he is still listed as active in the ranks on the guard, given the fact that he has been declared KIA or MIA so many times then came back that there are standing orders that he is always as "alive somewhere".

[Tenebrae-sith]

"why do people respect him?"
"he died of old age in warhammer 40k universe"

[SrMorua]

He activated the Tech priestess' vibration mechanism