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[CrimpyPlate]

Professor: Your essay needs to be between 3, 000 and 6, 000 words

Your boss: Explain it to me in 10 seconds or get out

[Doodlebugthegoldenhamster]

I like that making the kid cry response. It’s the perfect way to teach them not to do or say things they don’t done or said to them.

[crowbar_the_rogue]

I once had an assignment that needed to be 4000 - 5000 words. I wrote 4999, switched my text colour to white and wrote "wool" at the very end. The assignment had absolutely nothing to do with wool, of course.

[TheGayToastyBoi]

For the sitcom one:
1) Too many cooks,
2) SITCOM: Single Income, Two Children, One Mortgage

[helenaoftroy]

The goth kids aren't as strong as they used to be. Christmas decorations get put out in July now

[vixenplayz]

For the Sitcom thing- May I offer Too Many Cooks?

[RetaseaPLAYS]

The goalkeeper saw so bad he didn’t even see that the game had been cancelled😭💀

[TheKitsuneOnihane]

Sitcom is a situational comedy. So as long as there's still "comedy, " it's ok if the situation is getting hunted down. I also want that show.

[EcoNBeBop]

My neighbors literally had Christmas decor up a good month before Halloween

[spartanraccoon]

i'd just like to mention that i saw a christmas music playlist before halloween this year.

guys we need more goth kids 😨

[OfficialThompsonTwins]

IM SCREAMING THE GOTH KIDS HOLD THE LINE LMAO

[chumbucket]

that sitcom title sequence exists and it’s called Too Many Cooks

[mackenziereasor]

The murder sitcom has been turned into a game called doki doki literature club

[selfgaming]

Actually the sitcom where as people die they disappear happens in the ending credits of the anime Angel Beats

[dablord]

Meanwhile the Philippines starting Christmas the moment it hits September:

[legogary]

Christmas stuff is sold here already in august

[SpeedyCheetahCub]

Okay the one about the sitcom is literally what they did in Avengers: Endgame where everyone who was dusted was missing from their spot in the opening credits

[myaursus]

When I went shopping for my Halloween costume, I went to this thrift store that usually comes through for all the spooky shit you could need in October but this year it was a total bust. And I mean Total. They had like one rack of kids costumes and 6 racks of Christmas stuff. It was frustrating.

[Queerios_Gaming]

Can confirm, I have threatened to hide Christmas candles from my mom.

[confusedwhale]

A local radio station started Christmas music in September....

September.