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[Modballer]

Explaination : chemist might say
un-ionized
but the plumber will say
Union-ize

[supersonic]

i love that "carpeted kitchen" is a creepypasta, cuz theres definitely pasta stains in that carpet.

[readynowGO]

my great grandparents and great aunt have **carpeted bathrooms**. not fully but there is a carpet toilet seat cover and it Unsettles me

[HarrisonVann]

Chemist: un-ionized
Plumber: you-nionized
Me: 🧅-ized

[nilsvanhuffel]

There's a different version of the last one the woman accused the man of cheating because thats obviously how it works.

[laynaastrid]

Those babies just came out the womb. You can see the color that they will turn by there ears usually. The one on our left has darker sides near the ear. 😂

[UltimateKpop_Stan]

The first one is funny, but hey, listen, if it was a nice dress it was a nice dress

[wavermelon]

I pronounced “unionized” in my head as “onionized” so I guess I’m a gardener

[Crab]

The way he sounded horrified when he said “what the fuck?😨”

[WenDizzy]

"Carpeted kitchen."
"what the fuh-.. 😨"

[largeegg]

I actually had a carpeted kitchen and bathroom growing up.
It was not fun…

[Salmia_Innovation_and_Research]

Im not a chef and i still get the spinach one, its so relatable

[johnmcconnell]

Hold on I'll have a go at this creepypasta thing:





Grape and Mayonnaise Sandwich.

[internettroll]

We used tf outta emojis in 9th grade I thought we was just gonna talk like that forever

[GoshkaPolska]

Jhon: GARFIELD!!!
Garfield: MMM Lasagna

[ibelieveinpeople]

the spinach one is so real like i just want a hearty amount of spinach in my meal and all of a sudden the entire pan full is 1 gram worth of spinach

[heftylad]

Unfortunately, as a chemist, it would be deionised. Clever af joke though

*Edit: as pointed out in replies, "unionised" means something that was never ionised in the first place - remained unionised. So in other words, the person making the joke is smarter than me lol

[crimsondragon]

I hate that joke because you can’t tell it verbally.

[Lord_zeel]

The "unionized" one is really good.

[Random_Guy]

Bro sounded genuinely disturbed by the carpeted kitchen lol