Tumblr Posts - Episode 18

Funny Tumblr Posts to Brighten Your Day. Best Collection of Tumblr Posts. Episode 18.

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[dastardlycrook]

Regular person: Desperation
Meme Text to Speech: *sweating* DES-PER-ATTY-ON

[jarsofthiccrawsauce]

I see someone just single handedly killing thanos because he killed their pet

[d.iegobeltran]

When the 'Brainy Dude' voice makes [unexpected pause] an unexpected pause and then you [unexpected pause] are there like... :P

[superhater]

I’m so happy the Pixar thing was addressed because when I was 4 that damn thing used to terrify me and I never told anyone.

Bless

[zacharylao]

0:16 this is literally the reason I got into photography and cinematography

[miv]

But if thanos is destroying half of the plants and animals... along with half the people.. the ratio of people to resources is the same... and we’re just as likely to overpopulate...

[thatmomentwhen]

“Your cat will love the feeling of having really smooth legs”

I can’t breathe

[lisanguyen]

“ this is the funniest thing I heard all day”

ME: boy are you not wrong

[eldomingoenfuego]

“Guestspert”
Text to speech: GOOSE-SPUH-DOOSE

[Starmadien]

5:58 I'd pay for a mini movie of distraught pets owners hunting down Thanos and beating the shit out of him. While the Avengers turn up 1 minute afterwards and just look at the bloody pulp that was The great god Thanos

[royal_throck]

9:51

I am the voice of the Covenant!
Then you must be silenced
*kazoo violently toots*

[gundhamslitterbox]

0:12 desperation sounds more spanish than whenever you say despacito

[nikitamalikov]

5:51
(sees dog turn to dust)
(starts turning to dust)
OH NO YO DON"T
(holds self together by sheer force of will, you are not a person any more, you are a random collection of dust flakes mobilised by a single, unwavering thought:
to give that purple motherf***er what he deserves)

[Zulfar-bdtc]

We do have a way to zoom in and out into the sky. It's called bending our legs and jumping. When you bend your legs, you zoom out from the sky and see slightly more stuff. When you jump, you see slightly less of the sky. It's not a good zoom in and out function, but it is a zoom in and out function.

[poklooncosplays]

my dance instructor uses some of the background music of this vid for ballet classes . . .




brings back bad memories

[LocalAceAJ]

11:01 I think this is the best thing to ever help me get through proper grammar.
I need this. *screenshot*

[RyanSavage_Banjo]

This is the best thing I’ve heard all week, I’m Irish and I play this kind of music.

[torixsilver]

When you said 'The dog meets Pluto and is so fricking happy' I thought you meant a dog meeting the Roman version of Hades, god of the Underworld. Now I want someone to make a comic about exactly that.

[whatapleasantsurprise]

10:56 this is some helpful stuff right here, thanks tumblr!

[pitioti]

5:58: We would form a new group of avenger... The Owner Avenger.
With "Crazy old cat lady", "Drepressed Student Dog Owner", "The Couple that foster kitten", "The Rich Excentric that spoil his fluffy friends (R.I.P Karl Lagerfeld :'( )