The Lion Returns | A Warhammer 40k Comic Dub

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Comic by the wonderful Mick!

(posted on my Twitter before)

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[doomslayer]

Same brother. same
* Loads shotgun *
* goes crusading with the lion *

[TheWarmachine]

After 10, 000 years of slumber and growing a Tywin Lannister beard, Lion El'Jonson woke up and chose violence.

[TheWarmachine]

Lion El'Jonson: "I have returned!"

Roboute Guilliman: "Oh, thank you! Good news, you are now Lord Commander of the Imperium's Military and their entire operations in the galaxy!"

Lion El'Jonson: "So I get to be Warmaster basically?"

Roboute Guilliman: "Indubitably. And with that, I can finally focus more of my work on unscrewing everything messed up in the Imperium as a bureaucrat!"

Lion El'Jonson: "Yay."

[LeGuardImperialis]

"HEY YA COCKROACHES, HOW'S YER HEALTH PLANS?"
*Tyrannid horde screeches*
"APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!"

*Meanwhile in the warp: Khorne somehow raving harder than the 4 men at the end of a Hineken ad*

[planetbob]

When he meets G-man
G: "Oh thank -God- -Father- the universe! Do you have any idea what I had to do to keep this shit afloat? Here! Take command of the military so I can finally fix the rot *inside* the Imperium."
L: "Soooo... Warmaster? I don’t think people will like that"
G: "...Yes... Let’s call it something else but do exactly the same thing. That always seems to work on the ignorant masses."

[Butter_Warrior]

Angron: Wat, why do I feel fear?
Lion: HELLO BOY, I’M BACK!

[Historyfrekever]

We all know Lion took a lesson from Agron and has a doom music play list blasting off his armour’s loudspeakers.

[LegionaryHunter]

Angron: Why I'm hearing boss music?

Lion: TIME FOR SOME ROUGH-HOUSING BOY!

[halofly]

It’s odd that every loyalist Primarch that’s reappeared so far has done this exact thing.

[cassidywoodliff]

It really fits the beginning of Son of the Forest more than it probably should

[TheWarmachine]

Aaaah the return of The Lion... *WITH A VENGEANCE!!!*

[phantomwraith]

Lion: "I'm here to fuck shit up and make peace with the tyranids. One of those is a sentence that does not exist, so guess what we're doing."

[redpolscorp]

It's canon now, that Lion El'Jonson listens to the Doom music.
And after 10k years... that's the first track I'd listen to, too.

[Its_Cannon]

Lion: Who am I? What am I?
Watcher in the Dark: You're a badass bro, now go unfuck the galaxy.

[andreabloomfield]

Magnus freed from chaos and returning to the loyalist’s to see
(G man barely able to move and pick up things)
(The Wolf king and the lion being old men staring at each other with a grudge)
(Rogal Dorn surrounded by orphans he’s adopted)
(And a pile of crows)
(Vulcan trying to Understand why one of his successor chapters being water but also being the best one)
(And the God emperor of mankind calling him a chicken)

[lolbots]

The lion:hey go guiliman are you here? I had the watchers, by the way is it me or are some astartes-HOLY SHIT!

guiliman, basically drowning in paperwork seeing the lion just resigns himself:i... will not...stop...you...ngh.

The lion:...what the hell are you talking about, also that does not answer my question are you ok? You look more depressed then konrad, russ and corvus put together.

Guiliman:how do you think?

Lion:...right, sorry. ...so uh. Im...gonna go actually start saving people and doing some good in this devoid of any kind of morals galaxy.

Guiliman:cool...


Back at the ship.

Lion:azrael do we still have that cofee machine we got from dad along with the other stuff in the garage? The spare one?

Azrael:that demented thing that might as well be the best thing in the world? Yes, why?


Lion:... guiliman will probably need it.

[jonathanwatson]

This is what I imagine lion would said when the ultrasmurfs called him "WeRe tHe BiG BaD LiOn" as an insult

[supremefankai]

The Lion : I don't know who I am or why I'm here.
*Heavy Metal Stops*
The Lion : All I know is that I must KILL!!
*Death Metal Starts*

[WeDieStanding]

THE LION IS BACK! THE IMPERIUM HAS IT'S BITE AGAIN!

[BloodyArchangelus]

Lion - too old for this sh*t. Dante - too old for this sh*t. Best buddies.