Lion El'Jonson hears the news | Warhammer 40k meme dub

The Watchers in the Dark see a whole lot of things with their cute little jawa eyes. Including things that probably shouldn't be seen by any right-thinking Imperial citizen, much less The Lion himself, just returned and hoping for a status update that doesn't involve his brethren debasing themselves with knife-eared Eldar wenches. Oh well, at least the Ecclesiarchy has been abolished...right?

Thumbnail art of Guilliman and Yvraine by spaceMAXmarine

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[BarokaiRein]

I don't care what anyone says, Lion asking the Watchers to explain the situation to him is canon.

[andrewmessersmith]

The fact that the Lion doesn’t even know who Abaddon is absolutely slays me.

[BaronVonMott]

Having the Watchers talk in emojis is a brilliant idea on it's own, but then using "crown + blueberry" to represent Guilliman was just perfect! 😂👏

[rayhanmustakim]

The fact that Lion is more upset at Bobby G canoodled an Eldar than him being a Lord Imperial Regent is always hilarious.

[chasemcnab]

The implication that the entire imperium knows guilliman is a xeno-boinker and just goes along with it cause he’s still humanities best hope is amazing.

[CalebGrizmode]

I was so hoping we were going to get “how's cadia? To shreds you say? And my brothers? To shreds you say?”

[michatuodziecki]

Lion: "How a primarch could be soo close with filthy xeno"
Also Lion: "Who is my best Watcher? Who is good boy? You are"

[sceligator]

The Lion being Welsh is now my official head cannon voice for him

[Zivon]

Calgar: "Uh, my lord, did you hear that?"

Guilliman: "I FEEL that..."

[jeffclarke]

“youd think he would have succeeded by sheer probability by now” that took me aback a bit

[michaelglynn]

Abaddon “Our battle will be legendary!”
The Lion *Slaps him* “Out of my way pee wee I need to have words with my brother.”

[satellitecannon]

Abaddon black crusades: eh
Cadia blowing up: oh well
Brothers dying/missing/turned traitor: hmm
Tyranid invasion: huh
Emperor mortally wounded: oh well
Gulliman with yvraine: OH HELL

[xzenitramx]

Lionel its gonna go full lannister during the wedding of rob and yvrine.

[Ledecral]

From what I understand of the lore, Jaghatai would probably be the most furious about the situation, since he’s the only one who disappeared going after the knife ears.

[adherentofladycolumbia]

(Someone kills a watcher, somehow)
Azrael: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Johnson: You bastards!

[geraldposter]

He's not angry at what Guilliman did. He just thought that of all of his brothers, he'd at least cash in his v card before Guilliman.

[MrMuelltube]

"Oh, Streamlined, heavy, imperial Taxation!" - Guilliman right now, after the return of Lion El'Jonson

[Mr.Crow]

The Lion: Think Guilliman what would our father say about the eldar woman!!

The Emperor on the Throne: Go at it son!! You did learn from your father

[kazmark_gl]

I desperately want to see Guilliman and The Lion be reunited.

Lion is charging full speed to go punch Guilliman in the face and Guilliman is just sobbing because he isn't alone anymore hugging Lion El Johnson. while the Lion is punching him

[EmeraldPro]

Lion upon hearing about Guilliman and Yvraine:
"We're reaching levels of Heresy we didn't even think was possible... and I lived through the Horus Heresy."