Dooku Reveals All

Visiting a captured Obi-Wan on Genosis, Dooku decides now would be the best time to reveal all to Obi-Wan.

And he does mean all.

The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them.

The images are taken from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones with captions added on them using ImgFlip.

The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me.

[AnnThrax-ux]

"Just as Count Dooku predicted"

[ddshocktrooper]

I accept this conversation as canon. All this time obi wan thought this was some crazy bullshit dooku made up. Every time dooku was right, he thought it was a coincidence. It was only in episode 4, when he saw the death star that he fully realised it was all true. "That's no moon" he says, stunned by the implication that Dooku really did know and tell everything.

[TheClassyArchitect]

“Ah, but I believe she’ll be All The Jedi at that point, thus his plans will fail.”

Man the sequels were…something.

[Lololooplol]

Anakin gets criticised for being dumb but look at obi wan

[danielbalchin]

"I DONT BELIEVE YOU", we all wish it was a lie

[AzguardMike]

i always love how, in episode 2, Dooku really was ready to overthrow the Sith with Obiwan to avenge Quigon. To the point he flat out says "the senate is being controlled by Darth Sidious. The Jedi cant sense it because my Master is in power there. If you stay on the course, you will all die and the Sith will rule unless you help me destroy him!" And Obi is like "cool story bro but no."

[bobthespud]

I wouldn't believe dooku either, that last part was just ridiculous

[Crusty]

This really puts into perspective just how batshit insane Palpatine's plans got as time went on lol. Love this saga

[RandoGrunt]

After these stunning revelations, Obi-Wan decided to take the dealer up on his offer of Death Sticks, because he wants to go home and rethink his life.

[TheStraightestWhitest]

I like how Sir Christopher Lee's voice was just so epic and iconic that even AI can't replicate it, so everyone just uses Corey Burton's voice.

[gughunterx]

"Anakin's only into former queens" It would seem Obi-Wan is suggesting that Palpatine is an active queen.

[jeniskindof]

The most unbelievable part of this is that the Jedi have a human resource department

[churchillmkvii]

I like how that one continuous picture of Dooku just makes him look absolutely baked out of his mind

[GGBlaster]

Palpatine’s plan get increasingly unhinged with every step and it SHOWS

[CubemasterXD]

1:58 is so unrealistic
we all know a metal guy with 4 lightsabers would come along, punch you, then say "a fine addition to my collection", then jump into the nearest pit

[owleyes]

Surely Palpatine would learn from his mistake and not shoot lightning at someone with a lightsaber again, he's too smart for that.

[bigyoshi]

This is essentially the timeline where Dooku thought to himself, “This Palpatine guy is a bit sussy.” And then the good ending was unlocked.

[ProtoMario]

Obiwan literally never told anyone this because it sounds so insane lol.

[seashellguy]

the teddy bears are our last hope in attempting to stop this master plan...

[FeHearts]

The fortnight incident had completely been purged from my mind before this video.