Merkur Windows Worm

The Merkur Windows worm spawns a new catchphrase, which will almost undoubtedly be spammed thousands of times for no reason across my channel and countless others, and no one will get the reference until the joke becomes tired and dead, like "money back 100% true" has.

Oh, the worm also messes your computer up, or something.

[ooyashi]

"worms as in virus not earthworms! lol"
Seriously, it's one of the best quotes I've ever seen.

[TailRecursion]

I started laughing uncontrollably when you zoomed in on the text, and proceeded to hyperventilate after the banner.

Thank you, Dan, for causing me the most enjoyable horrible pain I've ever experienced.

[mt]

Virtual Sex Simulator.exe. Sounds legit.

[brdane]

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"worms as in virus not earthworms! lol"

[TheNewBronyGames]

"Worms as in Virus, not earthworms, Lol." Couldn't stop laughing my ass off at that point

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

"worms as in virus not earth worms! lol" - Merkur virus, circa 199x.

[gebaseer]

Worms as in viruses... not earthworms! lol

[brdane]

I didn't know they used "lol" back then. 

[BonziBUDDY]

"worms as in virus, not earthworms! lol"
Put that on my fucking grave stone

[SuperTed]

ANVX group also created the Calposa worm. *"Uh oh, worm!"*

[Yognaughtme]

"worms as in virus---"
me:

[danooct]

Uh well, I think I get what you're trying to say. There have been worms in the past that infect a computer through a backdoor left by popular worms of the time, remove the worm's infection, then listen on the backdoor for another worm infected computer to clean. These types of worms can be helpful, but they are still detected by AV software since even though their intentions are good, their actions can be dangerous and system damage can result from improper cleaning.

[looney]

Introducing Merkur 2
"Virus as in computer, not stomach virus lol"

[Kittylover]

Worms as in Virus, not Earth Worms. Lol! Introducing danooct1's new banner! 8D LOL AWESOME!!! I freaking LOVE IT! XP

[Franchico]

@danooct1 Isn't robot :S
Did you made the Microsoft Sam voice?

[fede]

"Virtual Sex Simulator.exe" "Worms as in viruses, not earthworms lol" "Finished - pr0n" "That's pretty pathetic when you can't even code your own batch files correctly, and it's called Pr0n.bat"

That kept me laughing my ass off for around 30 minutes.

[cookingboy]

OH NOES. MY ANTI-VIRUS DOSN'T PROTECT ME FROM EARTH WORMS. NOES!

[chaoticcranium]

2:27 This worm was coded by Professor Utonium.

[TomoAlien]

@Adamman715 I remember now. :P MrNoobWarrior crappy antiviruses. Also the Don't Touch The Keyboard is from the VERY EARLY days of danooct1. It comes from the Techno virus, and it appears after you press any key while the payload is on the screen.

[docelbrown]

@danooct1 What's it called? "The Good Samaritan"?