Witcher 3 combat vs gameplay #shorts

Geralt is a dancing demon of death when in combat, and a bumbling klutz when trying to walk through a door...

[SellswordArts]

To clarify, The Witcher 3 is my favorite video game, and I've read all of the books. We are poking fun at it with love 😁

[horsenuggets]

Unrealistic, he didn’t light and then extinguish a candle by accident instead of looting

[koolaidmcmemesy]

Everytime he said “damn your ugly” but you’re fighting people, I’d imagine it would hurt one of their feelings and they would start crying

[staffy]

“How do you like that silver?”
But... you’re using the steel sword Geralt...

[sond.lollipop]

It’s actually incredible how smooth and enjoyable the combat is in Witcher 3 but then the absolute abomination that is riding roach

[gladeacho]

Gerald investigating a torn up body on the ground:
„It looks like he was killed by something“

[eziospaghettiauditore]

You forgot to add the candles everywhere preventing you from picking anything up

[Lord_Pilaf]

This is so inaccurate. He didn't immediately die by falling from a 7 ft drop.

[SwordTune]

A Witcher is optimised for killing monsters. It makes sense they less optimised for other tasks. Like casual walking.

[kelsanggyudzhin]

the swords falling off at the end were the cherry on top XD

[crios]

*three days into a constant rain*
Geralt: hm, looks like rain

[darcmatter]

Don’t forget a 100 year old man’s worst enemy: Isaac Newton

[mostababa]

Impressed by green shirt guy’s death animation. He even bounced a bit on the floor just like a NPC 👁👄👁

[algp]

It aggravates me when characters are presented as super-athletic badasses, but they can’t overcome a natural obstacle like a shrub, incline, large rock, or waist high fence that would barely be an obstacle to a determined toddler IRL.

[Bluewoofz]

Lmao true, forgot the part where your horse just randomly stops while running through an open field, and also trying to turn around but you walk too far

[danielflanard]

I just started playing. The way you have to position Gerald to pick things up is excruciating.

[emperororthopox]

"winds howling"
Nickle everytime I've heard Geralt say that I'd be a rich man

[petrfedor]

How Geralt would describe his life vs how Dandelion would.

[dannywild]

Yesterday I was in a cutscene and I laughed out so loud cause Geralt moved his hand while talking in a dialogue and he hitted a pot. I never expected, that during a dialogue physical collision exist and he yeeted this pot away. It was so unexpected 😂

[captainknuckles]

You forgot the part where when you’re standing still and trying to walk you end up making a quick dash and completely pass up what you’re trying to walk to