Wind Cancer, Massive Dumps, and Babies: Songify the News #18

A wary nation becomes aware of the dangers of combining wind cancer with massive dumps.
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Lyrics:
This is Ronald reagan of course
Riding on a dinosaur
A rocket launcher, a machine gun,
Unmistakable patriotism
Reagan is super strapped
Holding up a tattered American flag
This is the real solution to climate change:
Babies.
American babies
They’ll fix our problems
American babies, babieees
American babies
So we don’t have to solve ‘em
American babies, babieeees
The real solution to climate change is:
Fall in love and make some frickin’ babies
My aspiration
American babies, babies
Is population
American babies, babies x2

Wind
I know a lot about wind, wind’s not so good.
No, it doesn’t blow, you can forget about television
windmills, the noise causes cancer,
kills all the people
windmills, just like a graveyard,
they wipe out the bald eagles
wind cancer, rahr rahr
wind cancer, rahr rahr
Do they call cancer just give us an answer
The science tells us no.

Julian Assange said there would be a,
quote, massive dump
Said there would be a massive dump
So Mr. Trump
Was aware of the upcoming dump?
Yes.
Though, sir, I don’t know whether he knew
What the substance of the dump was
Only that there was going to be a dump
On speakerphone? Yes.
And he was aware of that before the dump occurred? Yessir.
Going to be a dump, a massive dump
A massive dump, quote, massive dump,
A dump
I am ashamed that I chose to take part in the cover-up
The cover-up of the dump, a massive dump
A massive dump, quote massive dump
A dump! I pray the country doesn’t see the dump
I did many times
How many times?
50 times? More.
100 times? More.
200 times? More.
500 times? Probably.
It is painful to admit
And so I lied about it
Massive dump

Was that disruptive?
(blaring air horn)
Was that disruptive?
I know that you mean no disrespect
But 10 years now for current events
We’re like Oprah out here giving out bops
Hit that horn and bring the drop
(blaring air horn)

How much louder do you want it
More
10 times? More.
25 times? More.
16,000 times? More.

American babies
A massive dump
American babies, babies
Wind cancer, massive dump
wind cancer, rahr rahr
American babies
riding on a dinosaur
rahr rahr, american babies

Sharks with fricking lasers on their heads

feat. Mike Lee, Donald Trump, Elijah Cummings, Michael Cohen, Peter Welch, Jackie Speier, Joe Cunningham airhorn soloist

[schmoyoho]

replay buttons: *wind cancer*: 0:59
massive dumps: 1:29
even more massive dumps: 1:52
air horn that we did not edit into video: 2:23
dinosaurs, aquaman, and babies: 0:14
mining for gold: 2:09

[smedrick]

This is fantastic and I don't know what's real anymore.

[Maladictus]

Thank you for introducing me to the term "display of dumbitude"

[anti-roxas]

2:14 *if somebody asked me how many times I'll listen to this

[gregorybrothers]

HAPPY AUTO-TUNE-IVERSARY TO EVERYONE––we love you like you're all Gregorys 💖💗💘


we're gonna make something schpecial this month for the occasion, so stay tuned (by stay tuned, we mean keep watching this channel for the next 547 hours, just a brief binge)

[Snapmare_]

That is a very interesting picture of aquaman

[MadMovieMakers]

Wait did that guy actually have an airhorn or what

[ikkuhishikawa]

My favourite series is back!
Never forget to hibernate those penguins and protect the American babies

[radicaledward]

This song cured my wind cancer, didn't even know i had it, it's THAT good.

[endergamez]

If he actually said those things about windmills causing cancer then we are more doomed then I thought

[Jesse]

"I'd like to apologize to all my ancestors for this display of dumbitude"
~schmoyoho 2019

[LoveLee_Dreamer]

What is... What is happening in this country right now? I feel like none if this would make any more sense with context.

[lmnwtr]

Havent even played it yet. but god ive missed Songify the news!

[Schnikemotha]

This series is turning 10 years old in 2 days and it's still this channel's best and most underrated content. Thank you, schmoyoho.

[micalishis]

I've been listening to this song obsessively today. It's been really lodged deep in my head.

[eisernfront]

If windmills can cause cancer, just imagine what a massive dump can cause.

[mustardyboi]

I was hoping for this ever since I saw Senator Mike Lee’s propositions.

[aoBubs]

10 years and these are still great as ever

[Titaniumbunny]

Wow ten years. Happy anniversary and thanks for all the awesome work you've made over the years!! ♥

[MrJLCharbonneau]

Also an excellent way to sum up the whole Admn-
A quote, ‘massive dump’.🤓👍