Keep Farts Funny

#KeepFartsFunny! Help us spread the word about the warning signs of colon cancer – the 2nd leading cause of cancer death in the US, but also one of the most preventable.

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Frequent gas and bloating may be possible symptoms of colon cancer. Know the warning signs - at any age. Let's all do our part in the effort to Keep Farts Funny.

[chromanicmadness]

My grandfather farted all the time. When I was a kid, we were in line at a busy grocery store, he farted very loudly and with a serious face said "you should be ashamed of yourself, doing that in front of all these people"

[russs]

I don't care if I'm 65 and come off like an 8 year old. You can't go wrong with fart humor.

[yipe]

The last one with the dog just staring at him is iconic.

[Melanie-bmvh]

My friend cut a fart so loud & so long in Walmart that people came laughing from other isles to see who/what it was. This then caused several employees to come see what was going on. We are still laughing about it to this day...

[rhpicayune]

I don’t care what anyone says this is funny
I’m 53 and still laugh like a six-year-old over these!!! 😂😆🤣

[AlterMann]

You know it's bad when even the dog is looking at you like: "Dude.... Really?"

[shortchange]

I had a new female acquaintance over and we were laughing at our stupid jokes and I let one go. She says "I am so glad you did that" and let's out one of her own. We've been married 11 years now.

[bazzmcfury]

Confession- I parted with a camp gas cooker (quiet hissing, deep burning sensation) in a supermarket. I knew In a heart beat that the odor was gunna be worse than an outdoor fish processing plant in the height of summer, so...I stared hard at the innocent women next to me, with a look of disgust on my face. The busy isle bought it. If your that lady reading this, my heart felt apology.

[fuffoon]

The Horn of Jericho...laughing so hard I'm pushing out the long goodbye.

[johngullo]

Farts. The most effective form of social distancing.

[wondery]

The funniest fart I ever heard was my neighbors father setting at the table while eating.
It started out as this high pitch just like the cartoon sound of a bomb dropping followed perfectly by the big loud one. We laughed so hard. The most amazing sounding fart ever.

[banderas]

I'm 60 and I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts.

[thomasblackwell]

He forgot "Silent but Deadly".

[barefoot]

The nuns sitting in the church scene at the beginning brings back fond memories of my childhood. I attended catholic grade school and we were all assembled in the church for first Friday prayers when someone in my row let loose with a massive fart. Sitting on the those wooden benches made the sound kind of rumble then echo. We all lost it and cracking up to no end causing the entire class to be held after school and lectured on the lack of respect shown to God that day. This one clown raised his hand and when allowed to speak he said something about how true an old Chinese proverb was stating that whoever farts in church surely has to sit in own pew. We lost it again and the one nun lifted him out of his chair by his ear. Needless to say we went the entire following week without being allowed recess after lunch. As I sit back many years later and still laugh when thinking about it, it was surely worth the punishments.

[deplorabledave]

I cleared half a classroom with a mexican food fart once in San Diego. We disrupted a serious class for a good while with our uncontrolled laughter.
I had my 15 minutes of fame! :D

[ashively]

Laughed so hard I cried! Great public service announcement! The dog is my hero!

[davideldridge]

1:00 That dog's like, "You motherf^&*er, do you know how sharp my sense of smell is?"

[fredflintstone]

Frequent farts might be cancer?!
Oh, man. I've been deceased for years.

[skrat]

What’s really funny is when you fart in one room and someone comes in from another room and says “Did you call me?”😂

[jasonayres]

My grandmother had this unfortunate habit of having a sneezing fit, which was only interrupted by my mother saying to us,
"Wait for it.."
Sure enough, after sneezing 3 or 4 times, Nanna would always finish with (what I can now call) "The Spanish Wind".