Tucker Carlson Vladimir Putin Interview be like

This interview between Putin and Tucker is more coherent than most Joe Biden speeches

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[anidiot]

Tucker: So, why did you invade Ukraine, mr. Putin?

Putin: It all started when earth entered to its cooling state...

[youryoutubeyoda]

Turns out Putin was actually the guy behind RealLifeLore channel.

[Hongobogologomo]

I will give you these documents..

+ Historical documents added to your inventory.

[yeezyyankie]

Putin is that one NPC that gives you unskippable dialog about the game's lore

[Onezy]

Tucker: "So why'd you invade Ukraine?"
Putin: "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..."

Edit: The amount of people who think I'm American based on this comment lol...

[ohistoriador]

Putin was actually quite brief. He didn't even mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.

[indianajones]

Tucker: So why did you invade Ukraine Mr. Putin?
Putin: With the outbreak of the Finno-Korean Hyperwar…

[casteddu]

"why did you invade Ukraine?"
"It all started in 1200 BC with the collapse of the bronze age..."

[TheWalfadr]

Tucker: Why did you invade Ukraine?
Putin: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[weeb_disappointment_]

Tucker : Why did you invade Ukraine ?

Vlad : In the first age, in the first battle...

[compatriot]

Putin really is a Paradox game enjoyer

[sobakaspy]

As a Russian person I can confirm that since the war started we almost every day hear this Elden ring lore on TV

[MountainsAreCool]

Tucker Carlson: "So Mr Putin, why did you invade ukraine?"

Putin: "Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the First Spinjitzu Master, using the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu. The Scythe of Quakes, the Nunchucks of Lightning, the Shurikens of Ice and the Sword of Fire. Weapons so powerful, no one can handle all of their power at once! When he passed away, his two sons swore to protect them, but the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to possess them. A battle between brothers broke out, and the oldest was struck down and banished to the Underworld. Peace returned, and the younger brother hid the weapons, but knowing his older brother's relentless ambition for power, he placed a guardian to protect them. And for fear of his own demise, a map for an honest man to hide. That honest man was your father. The older brother is Lord Garmadon, and I... need to find those weapons before he does."

[Tom_K]

Me explaining my Paradox Megacampaign's lore to a friend that has never played a grand strategy game in his life:

[johnmcfarlane]

Tucker: Why did you invade Ukraine?

Putin: Have you ever heard the story of Yakub, the all-father?

[jonbaxter]

Putin: In the beginning, there was only darkness...

Tucker: But why does that mean you can take Ukraine?

[phaedrus]

"Have you told Victor Orban he can have part of Ukraine?"
Putin did look a little got by that one.

[idestquodest]

the reason Putin didn't invade Ukraine earlier is because of the damn focus tree

[Ye-Hu]

"You see tucker, this conflict truly started with the *FINNO-KOREAN HYPERWAR"*

[ArthurB]

Tucker: Why did you invade Ukraine?

Putin: I once went on a car trip to Kiev... so many potholes.