SALARY NEGOTIATIONS BE LIKE

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"What's your budget?"
"We don't have a budget."

"Then I want all the money."

Joss
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"I bring a lot to the table"
"This is a table-free work environment"

MT-somk
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"I am not working for less than 400k"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

ntanimates
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Me to the IRS: "Can't tell the salary. I signed the NDA."

Jako
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"signed an NDA" is such a power move

launchpadmcquack
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"What's your salary expectation?"
"Livable"
"It was nice meeting with you but we will be going with a different candidate at this time."

realNoMee
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"I bring a lot to the table"
Me applying for the waiter position

sifutophmasterofeyerolling
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"its a pretty standard role"
"Then why are we negotiating?"

drdozer
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"i bring alot to the table"
"We dont have a table"

kavaianimu
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Cant wait to start my professional career so I can panic in an interview and say the smallest number that comes to mind.

Crippdid
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"I signed an NDA"
"Oh thats illegal, we'll pay your lawyer fees if you get sued. Now. What's your current salary"

GeekOverdose
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"what's you salary expectations"
"what's you budget"
"get out"

bgmhd
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"We don't have a budget."
"Then how am I supposed to get paid?"

Duckpo
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"what's your budget ?'
" We don't have one"
" I want 2 mil every month"

skippinlivin
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"We don't have a budget"
"Then why the heck you are hiring?"

ShiraIshikawa
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Words to the wise, HR never opens up recruitment before a budget was already decided for the post you're applying for.

dehman
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"What's your budget?"
"We don't have a budget."

"Good, $100k per month looks reasonable for me"

omar
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"The minimum I'd accept is $X"
Immediately gets an offer for $X

ExquisiteSquid
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"i bring alot to the table"
Your hired
- Looking for waiters

AnurXg_xD
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"What's your current salary"?
"4 Trazillion dollars"

williamduke