Victoria 3: Texas Conquers England (feat. Squire)

Many thanks to everyone who helped make this video possible:
Voiceover by Matt and @SquireComedy
Script outline by Corey S.
Additional writing assistance by Fort_Master, Mefek, ACExtravaganza, and Besserwisser on Discord
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[DoorMonster]

Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring more adventures of The King of Texas! Now it feels like there needs to be a Part 3, but where do we even take it from here?

[honk]

I love how throughout this time, Texas doesn’t actually own Texas

[dandylionwine]

English tea vs. sweet tea being the catalyst for a "communication has clearly broken down" email chain really is the most believable cause for another world war.

[breg]

Brits: Would you like some tea?
Texans: This would be great with a cup of sugar and full of ice!
Brits: "You listen here you UNCULTURED FARM SERVANT."

[modelcitizenvlad]

I like the implication that the UK cares so little about Wales that nobody intervened when it was invaded

[robbiegarber]

5:47 I guess his citizens must have demanded Wales.

[picklejho]

Petition to have more of what is clearly a dramatic reading of Kyle's Victoria and Civ playthroughs in this format

[yokothespacewhale]

“Various meats fried in the manner of chicken.” Is my favorite line

[BlackArrowGaming]

You know things are getting serious when a Texan is willing to ruin a perfectly good pecan pie just to punch Queen Victoria in the face.

[backdoorproductions]

Given the progression of Texabest Destiny, I fully expect the next Paradox video to be a Victoria 3/Stellaris crossover.

[AFiltiarn]

Hearing Squire use "bless your heart" in the appropriate false-comfort southern way is great. Yes, bless your heart is rarely actually them being nice. It's a warning, it is disapproval.

[Dwags]

In one of my first games in Victoria 3 as Sweden I ran out of oil so I did what any reasonable person would do and I invaded Texas.

[Thissentenceisfalselosers]

I appreciate the implication that the British empire was willing to overlook a bit of political intrigue on the side from a nominal ally, but immediately dropped all pretences of civility the moment tea was insulted.

[reubenoakley]

"Mysteriously well-armed local factions" 😂😂😂

[gregorymckenna]

“Until the end of time: 1936”

Not if you boot up HoI4 with a converter, it isn’t!

[BSJinx]

2024 GDP: United Kingdom $3.6 trillion, Texas $2.7 trillion. Texas will be in position to introduce the gospel of sweet iced tea and the Dallas Cowboys sooner than you'd think.

[RunstarHomer]

"Canada taking up arms and demanding to unite with Texas" .. Somehow this feels like the least realistic sentence in the whole video

[gingerinajacket]

Fun Fact: A1 Barbecue sauce was originally a british export, under King George IV. The name came from ship insurance terms as a "First Rate Ship" by the Lloyds of London

[PastaEngineer]

I love these 4X skits. The ridiculous stories are exactly the shenanigan's that I love in the games.

[scruffylooking]

To be fair, there are some REALLY SCARY paintin's of the ocean out there.