Bork Spec Flip Phones.

[Znh_]

Aussie man is screaming at electronics again.

Edit: *E N M B O R*

[YokiDokiPanic]

"Hiding from people at work?" I once had a job as a lamp salesperson and sometimes when it was quiet, I'd just go to the second floor, hide between the big ass boxes of light fixtures, and play tetris.

[-SeventeenF]

"Press the 5 key!?" surprised like he hasn't lived in th 00s.

[gameo]

"I'm so out of practice"
*becomes the fastest T9 texter i've ever seen*

[crapasanya]

And nobody spotted that Opel has than soft-touch rubbery coating that turns into a goo after half a year. We've seen this on a lot of nuggs.

[breakfastattwilight]

The Opel phone looks like a flip phone disguised as a smartphone

[ligmatuckinturduckin]

I feel like mans might appreciate a de-googled smartphone as a standard work phone. All the functionality with none of the bloatware or spying.

[lunaroja_ph]

I love Wade's absolute disgust when the record button on the Opel dingus was the 5 key (7:58).

[ethans]

Posted exactly when I sat down for a dump, thank you dankpods

[MonoCano]

I like it when funny green square man yells at electricity

[abnorc]

10:47 woah there. I wasn't ready for VERTICAL frank. Maybe some warning next time? I almost fell out of my chair.

[jakubsimek]

Your old nokia runs kai os, which was quite powerful - more apps, youtupe, at one point whatsapp etc. However the os kinda died and now nokia phones have a crappy os again.

[Skrillfreak]

The Opel legitimately looked like it was rendered on a 4x3 monitor for a 16x9 world.

[youtoozboi]

Bork sounds like a noise I’d make tripping down the stairs while drunk

[timschwarze]

Little 'Mikrophone-test-story' from my dad and me:
We went trout fishing on a rainy september day when I was about 10. Did not have a Single nibble or catch for many hours until my dad finally reeled in one massive trout. He told me to give it a wash in the lake water, naturally the bugger slipped out of my clumsy hands. He jumped into the water without hesitation to get it back and forgot He had his brand new Nokia N93i swivel phone, his pride and Joy at the time, still in his pocket.
Needless to say, the trout was gone and the phone was borked. We were both very sad that day but I look back at it fondly. This Video brought up the memory so thanks Wade!

Much love from Germany <3

[qwerty]

1:40 i think that's when you stabbed the box with a knife you dingus

[TheDeadmanTT]

105db ringtone?
Perfect for when I'm on the train at 4 am.

[GGGuest-Official]

This guy is the next McDonald’s mascot. He’s putting “Mc” in front of everything.

[InsolentCrow]

The dichotomy of Dank:

"I'm going back to dumb phones because modern phones are shit!"


Followed by

"MICRO USB?! GET WITH THE TIMES!"

[Gameplayer]

4:29 just checked Wikipedia, no way this article is real