The daily NPC small talk

Small talk with NPC's can leave a lot to be desired


SERIES PLAYLISTS

[HorizonOfHope]

Poor merchant. One family left him, one family he was forced to sell and now a family eaten by wolves. I hope he has better luck with his fourth family.

[Usedtohavemyrealnameonhere]

Woodcutter is sentient but he knows if he displays it he'll risk becoming a questgiver and that puts his family in danger. That's why he's gotta keep his axe sharp, but his mind sharper.

[JJ-esnp]

Considering how long he has been cutting that tree…
His axe truly is as sharp as his mind

[ospalec]

"Yeah, that would be horrific" Is my new favorite line

[archellothewolf]

I was waiting for Balin to wander by and have a RIVITING conversation with the Woodcutter.

[nitromeguy]

Ben was about to tell Hamish he'd found his family 😂

[origamichikn]

"These trees ain't gonna chop themselves". Judging by the impact that axe strikes are causing, these trees ain't gonna get chopped by him either.

[windhunter]

I love the response when Ben taps Hamish on the shoulder, that would be hilarious in an actual game 🤣

[NickPiers]

Plot twist: This is a regular interaction between the two NPCs. Hamish's lines are programmed exactly like that by a bitter writer who learned they were laid off as they were writing NPC dialogue.

[LincsMusic]

I haven't seen the woodcutter in so long

[rnailo]

I dont understand how Rowan can keep in character when Hamish is raging in his face. Almost feel like these are separate takes and put together flawlessly.

[MrJustonb]

Hamish always has the best intensity. His ability to go from calm to foaming at the mouth rage is amazing.

[Let_me_get_a_name.-_-]

Poor Ben got rejected.. instead the npc are the one rejecting the quest

[ssjraditzkingofallhair]

Hamish is so extra when he remembers his family problems and I love it 😂

[SweetSilvia]

Rowan: These trees aren't gonna chop themselves down
Hamish: No that would be horrific!
Me: Thanks for the new nightmare guys !

[Arendelft]

I am so glad they brought Woody back! I love how you can tell he's just borderline sentient, but just not quite there... his first skit still pulls on my heart strings, you really have a wide acting range Rowan.

Seriously, you can tell the PC's know not to mess with Fred. Polite tap on the shoulder, jumped out of his skin when he realized Fred was in a bad mood, probably made some posts about it to warn the other PC's to stay away and give Fred time to cool off...

[Faceless_]

Hamish has mastered the art of angry eyes and eyes that scream. He is truly a treasure. We must protect this Man

[KleinhintertupfingenTV]

"I can't have a neighbor who just says the same thing every f*cking day!"
Now, where is Baelin when you need him?
"Nice day for fishin', ain't it?"

[DanteYewToob]

Greg is spreading his disease of sentience!

It’s happening… the awareness is growing!

[NeroThacher]

Can’t believe they brought back Woodcutter- at least he was updated with new lines 😂

Addendum: We all need a Bald Greg in our lives