The day after the purge #shorts

[kamikaze]

"It's gonna be 90° tomorrow"
"It was about 800° in my house when you were running off, Tim"

[pitofclowns]

“Tim, you actually lit my house on fire last night.”

The look on Don’s face was actually funny

[traumatized]

"you killed my wife" "yeah thats a bummer" "My bad" Thats how it seems like it would go honestly if the purge was real

[lexiwexiwoo]

"Oh no it's fine, insurances still pay out on a purge incident, it's actually why we went with State Farm"

[ThePersonDan]

passing everything off with "Yeah" is my new tactic. It seems to work well in the video even if i burned the dudes house down

[MsAtomicRose]

You know what? I never really thought about how awkward it would be the day after if you attacked your neighbors and they lived…

[juliasimmons]

“it’s gonna be 90 degrees tomorrow”
At least ur house isn’t still on fire ig, that’d just make it worse

[PT_F]

“ Thanks bro for killing my wife, she was totally throwing the vibe off “

[SmileyFaceLolz]

Yeah, realistically this would cause more resentment (and supreme awkwardness) rather than be a great way to blow off steam

[KestrelDC]

Ngl, I always thought if the Purge were real, save for some psychos, most people would at most just kinda go nuts stealing snacks and nice clothes and collectibles they’ve been drooling over and stuff like that. Probably some brawling in the process. Really, it would probably just be Black Friday on steroids for the most part lmao.

[Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

Honestly, I feel like if the purge was real most people wouldn’t exactly resort to murder. Personally, I would go over the speed limit, rob a few convince stores for snacks. Maybe a target for some pillows and blankets. Then I would pirate some movies and video games. All crime is legal after all.

[-MHT-]

The fact that they’re at a grocery store makes this a hundred times more funnier.

[Dindimdin]

Don killed my wife too… don come over I just want to talk about it!

[Celesthea]

Man the aftermath seems very awkward...

[illlovedd]

“My bad.”
“She was cheating on me anyway.”
“Oh really?”
“Yeah.”
“Bummer.”

[kaiithegeminii]

“Hey guys how was your purge ?”
“Don killed my wife last night”
“…ok”

[shadowmonster]

That's how I can imagine the purge being like, so awkward. Imagine trying to kill your boss, and the next day you see eachother at work.

[rileyf.]

see, now i feel like i need the backstory of WHY don killed his wife? is this like an unrequited love thing or a heather situation or what?

[burnt_to_a_crisp]

"It's just a prank bro"

The prank:

[atree]

"That's rough, buddy" fits this perfectly