The Harsh Reality of Being a Minecraft Villager

[Lemonator]

"You poor soul..."
"Wanna buy some bread for 22 emeralds?"
"To the curing room"

[fatty]

The last sentence single handedly destroyed all the empathy they accumulated

[unitedhcks]

“Hello, my name is Larry, I’m a zombie, and I’ll be your barber today :3”

*Changes his entire being*

[Hytaunyt]

"I'll give you a better price please"
"Hi! My name is Larry"

[rhafee]

22 Emeralds for 1 bread?
Send him to the curing room please.

[judgmentalCrow]

Villager: I promise I'll lower the price please spare me!

Also villager: *exorbitant price noises increasing*

[finchfull]

i don't know how he's speaking English and still sounding like a villager, but it's a SKILL

[prankest]

Larry out here living the dream, free housing and an unlimited supply of free food.

[link]

“He steals our wheat and makes us pay him for it back, or else we will starve.”

[grunt]

Larry was probably the most polite zombie I've seen, they even introduce their name first before brutally biting Vic's neck

[ISuperYoloI]

All my empathy instantly lost after he offered me that bread

[rajivbhuarya]

Steve: BREAD FOR 22 EMERALD? I think you have a death wish

[rhodes]

22 Emeralds for bread?
Guess he's going to the curing chamber

[laffypanda]

“No I swear I’ll give you a better price”
“Hi my name is Larry” 😭😭😭

[legendaryaw]

This guy makes stories 100x serious than a movie 💀

[pearz]

So for zombies we now have Barry, Gary and Larry.
Interesting

[moleratplaysc.o.d]

This is so relatable, man really knows his Minecraft

[SigmaQuotesForRealSigmas]

"Excuse me, sir? Can I have an angel shot? It's the man in the blue shirt."

"I've got a bullet for you'

[FRANZIS_YT_ACC]

"22 emeralds for 1 bread?"
Send him to the curing room now!

[ATigerShark]

Glad he justified the moral atrocities of the blue shirted one by reaffirming at the end that Villagers really do deserve all that happens to them.