Exclusive Trailer: Steven Seagal's Special Envoy

Coming this summer, Steven Seagal is... Special Envoy. (Rated R)

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[rgwak]

Look for Steven Seagal and Dennis Rodman in the new straight to VHS movie, Crimea River.

[KingOfMadCows]

Steven Seagal, the man you get when Jean Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, and Chuck Norris turns down your straight to VHS film.

[DuranmanX]

Back in the 80s I would never have been able to imagine the power Dennis Rodman, Steven Seagal, and Donald Trump would have

[pctLowBattery]

Feels like an alternative time line. Dammit Marty!

[ProjectFlashlight]

Seagal is sure hitting the cheeseburgers hard

[unvergebeneid]

I don't even know what's real anymore. The story this joke is based on is actually real, right? Right? I don't even.... what is happening to the world?!

[arthurneddysmith]

0:15 Whenever I feel the weight of the world upon my shoulders, I remember how ego-crushing male-pattern baldness must have been for someone as vain and shallow as Stephen Seagal. I imagine him taking a fake prayer stance, like he thinks a Buddhist monk would, and calling upon some deity to spare him his precious foliage. I imagine him waking every morning and looking in the mirror in despair—maybe judo chopping the mirror on occasion. And I think to myself: “If Stephen Seagal can overcome male-pattern baldness, I can overcome double amputation and stage IV cancer”.

[AngryKittens]

Ok now I'm convinced. We're trapped in the idiocracy branch of reality.

[NewMessage]

Yep... That tracks...

God is trolling us.

[SpaceForceCommander]

I still love Will Sasso’s impersonation of Steven Seagal on MADtv.

[VelMa-opinion]

Ever since Steven's first film I saw in the 1970s (I think, don't sue me if it was the 1980s, was a long time ago), the most powerful recommendation *against* seeing a film is having Seagal's wooden acting destroy any credibility the otherwise extremely hack plot has.

[claireconover]

real life is a joke, or at least it is now.

[coburgly]

That interpretative dance number is a magnificently sensual portrayal of seduction at its finest. I mean, wowza.

[leetraviusmckay]

Trump is the special envoy to Russia 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[desi]

He looks like an evil twin with the goatee from an alternate dimension

[dang]

Seagal's hairline looks like it was painted on with a sharpie

[Rubango]

he looks like a Sacha Baron Cohen character

[jimhunt]

Cute piece, but I think Trump was recruited long before Steven Seagal became Putin's special envoy. 😢

[Half-Blood_Prince]

Someone should get Steven Segal another burrito.

[JoshuaFletch]

Looks like someone's mob debt got transferred to another creditor.