Describing 40 Legendary METAL Bands In Only 1 Sentence

[MetalJody]

Ozzy can't die. It's just impossible. There's something magical about the bat heads he's eaten.

[andrewpappas]

The ones for System and Alestorm were both incredibly accurate and bloody hilarious at the same time, and I fucking loved it

[pandoamessi]

The SOAD one is very accurate, still my favorite band 😂

[geraldmerkowitz]

I assure you that TOOL isn't boring, all you need to do is listen to them for long enough until your brain circuits are completely rewired by their time signatures, which takes approximately fifteen years. It's worth the effort I promise!

[gzmgavin]

Five Finger Death Punch: The bro country of metal music.

[Billinois]

The Nightwish one is quite true. I forgot all about them until I started noticing so many reactors listening to them. They sit there with the same demeanor as someone trying to decipher Russian radio codes.

[mattcraig]

As a fluvial geomorphologist, I have it on good authority that looking at gravel is actually very interesting

[filipdzero]

As a die-hard Opeth fan I never thought of how people that don't like the band would describe their music, but I think you found the perfect description.

[darthslather]

the rammstein bit was too accurate, even as a german i don't understand how they got that successful

[PazuzuAll]

I am very offended, yet no lies detected. Keep up the good work, sir!

[Bleh]

I laughed at the Helloween comment, but then started crying because I love them

[Drewbc]

I just love that you even acknowledge the existence of Symphony X

[wafflemanofficial]

Tool actually introduced the whole pick scrape thing but for some reason no one noticed it until Gojira

[NoNameUwUxX]

Long live Iron Maiden! I really like Senjutsu but it's not for everyone

[broncoxy]

ozzy is like the queen; he won't die, but he'll simply change realities at some point, at which we can no longer perceive him

[krenenbaker]

I feel like TOOL has a similar appeal to Pink Floyd and shoegaze music - it's the kind of stuff that you can put on to zone out or really get into your head, just letting the songs wash over you. I can see how it may not appeal to everyone, but I like the energy :)

[Serpillard]

Powerwolf: There are two wolves inside you, and they both want to start a crusade.

[Darkhalo]

The Avenged Sevenfold one has me laughing and crying simultaneously

[DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

That Wintersun burn was horribly accurate, well played lol

[doommarauder]

That Sabaton interpretation was spot on. And I love sabaton.