Eggman Takes Over the US Healthcare System

They capped insulin at $35 for seniors literally while I was working on this.

[brreakfastYT]

I love that idea "cartoon villain takes over a real world industry with evil intent, but ends up running it better and more fairly than it previously was, and is mad that everyone is happier"

[they]

Fun Fact: When my mom went in for her cancer treatment, the health insurance company found a loop hole where if she took more than 30 days off work consecutively they wouldn’t have to pay for her treatments.

My mom was throwing up in the hospital getting her treatments while having to work 8 hour shifts on her laptop

[negativeiquser]

if shadow wasn't here eggman would be called a hero by the entire world for his complete transparency with his motivations, lowering insulin prices, and also being a literally genius. Plus the military would be pretty happy to get their hands on that space laser

[blueblaze]

“Fine, I’ll just do the most evil thing imaginable! I’m going to charge mothers tens-no HUNDREDS of dollars just to hold their child after birth!”

[_gherf]

Dude literally owns the healthcare system and STILL says it’s too expensive to call an ambulance

[nessesaryschoolthing]

Given his family's backstory, you could argue the only reason that Eggman was ever evil at all was because the government was MORE evil in the first place.

[CodenameJD]

As an immigrant, the thing that caught me off guard is that even once I had insurance through my employer, I still had to pay huge fees out of pocket for basic appointments.

[MaximumHeresey]

Eggman : Alright, the US legal sys-
Shadow : You know you are being hopelessly optimistic there, right?

[definitelynotthequestion]

You either die a villain, or you live long enough to see yourself become the hero.

[bob]

Realizing he is too late Eggman decides to make the world into a shining utopia, so the next generation of mad geniuses have something to destroy

[kaos]

Eggman: "I'm going to charge people for ambulance rides to hospital even if they refuse!"
Shadow: "Right, uh..."
Eggman: "No..."





Edit: I don't live in the US I have no idea how i got it correct

[UlyssesK]

"I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack!"
"Should I call an ambulance?"
"No, it'll cost too much!"

Absolute scriptwriting mastery.

[thewildwil]

He actually tried helping us by lowering it to 200 bucks 💀

[Freshlydeliveredegg]

Eggman would still do a better job than the current us healthcare system

[ethanisnotsleeping]

Whats funny is if Eggman went his route of making the healthcare system evil, he'd automatically be praised as a hero here because atleast its not as bad as it was

[level]

The worst part is that the people in charge of and enabling this system almost definitely consider themselves good, hardworking people just doing what’s best for the business.

[mdalie]

He forgot about making psychiatric patients who were forcibly admitted against their wishes pay for the treatment they never consented to

[JayJayGaming]

I like how this all boils down to saying "You literally couldn't make the situation worse if you were actively trying to"

[limepelt]

Rethinking his life, eggman decides to quit evil and pursues a forklift certification

[villagerjj]

do one for the US education system. one of the points could be that state lotteries help fund schools, so they don't teach statistics.