INTJ's life summarised in 2 minutes

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[alexperson]

"I've been ignoring my feelings for 70 years, and I've recently discovered that there are consequences for that." Idk why i died when I heard that😂

[WCthunderbird]

As an INTJ who's had the same hairstyle since I was 8, I approve this message.

[jameswilkerson]

“It [the need for relationships, romantic or otherwise] is the first thing I’ve ever been wrong about”
Is a MOOD

[huntedsnark]

Rock that mid-life crisis hair change, INTJs.

[XXXI]

I feel extremely violated and exposed, guess I'll just have to restructure, reorganize and restrategize my flawless life plan just to prove that I am not that predictable, robotic lol.

[CrashingSnake]

As an INTJ I loved this. Gave me a really good laugh along with the thumbnail, thank you for that.

[mapelianbutton]

Existential crisis hit way too close at home since 17. Never been the same after that first hit.

[Lemonremy]

Thinking too much trying too little is gonna get me nowhere, I've learnt this this year

[stevenkinscherf]

I'm INFJ, and I could totally relate to the pre-teen! It must be the dominant Ni, but having a physical body to deal with just feels like so much work all the time. 😂

[ChrisM-wy]

Professor: “we’ll be starting another group project on…”

Me: *screams inside*

[ChristieNel]

That's all wrong. I'm right now designing my cybernetic body that will prevent me from growing old and allow me to escape society forever and run on solar energy.

[trinaq]

I really enjoyed this new series, Kristin. Thank you for still keeping the channel alive and kicking. Naturally, INTJs were planning world domination as early as childhood.

[TranLinh-dlcg]

'll just have to restructure, reorganize and restrategize my flawless life" Thks for advice.

[iaebom]

As an INTJ, sometimes I feel like I'm the most brilliant person in the world, and then after a minute, I feel like the most foolish. Only to then feel like a genius again.

[Azdaja]

Baby: Didn't like planes. Probably thought I was dying.
Young child: Apparently I used to go get milk at nursery in my own time because I found out where they kept it (I didn't steal it, I only took what I would have gotten later anyway). And apparently when I had to write a letter to Santa Clause, I wrote it from the perspective of one of the toys instead.
Child: Used to sneak past my mother whenever she put food on my plate I didn't like and silently put it in the bin. Learnt to step very quietly and control my breathing to the point where I was basically silent. Also developed the ability to eavesdrop while appearing busy or asleep. Oh and was constantly thinking about how I'm probably an alien that got born into the body of a human (since people seemed so... weird...) and also thought about stuff like would I prefer an older or younger wife.
Teenager: No, we're not going into that period.
Young adult: Crippling depression. Black-pilled.
Late 20s: Finally getting out of it, actually paying attention to my appearance for once... which is weird...

[izzi]

"It worked splendidly the last time"
This is why I love this channel

[Spectacular-Spider-Dan]

I recognize my mom in a lot of this. 😅She's an INTJ and most people find her intimidating. I never have, though. We've always gotten along very well and I think a big reason for that is we both have Ni as our first function, so we understand each other a lot.

[rinkohorowitz]

As an INTJ, this is hilarious; I had a few of these thoughts growing up, especially the existential crisis. I didn’t understand why I had to go and “have fun” at a playground or be particularly kind to or sociable with others.

For the past year, I have been starting to spend more time in the physical world instead of my head. It’s very rewarding, I feel much closer to my younger siblings and twin sister.

Apparently, my younger siblings and their friends, think I am “very cool”, but I look annoyed all the time so they don’t think it is fine to speak to me. I didn’t even realise that. I’m learning a lot about how I come across to other people, using feelings that I never thought that I would use and making unlikely connections with people.

[jntgnwj]

I understand why other types assume that INTJs must be ignoring our feelings, but we really just don’t feel what they feel. I am pretty much just evenly “calmly happy” all the time. My highs and lows are not that far from each other.

[mojyoqueen]

I have a funny [but a bit tragic] story to show you how I was like as an INTJ 3-year-old.
My friend wanted to talk to one kid, but he was ignoring her, so I gave her some advice. But she kept on bothering so I sarcastically told her to yell directly to his ear, then he will hear her for sure. It was CLEARLY a sarcastic sentence, but she didn't get it, did as I SARCASTICALLY told and what happened next? The boy complained to our supervisor, who wanted to punish the girl, but she told that I "commanded" her to do it and I got punished instead.
I had a lot of similar cases during my school years and all of them were because I acted not like a kid, but like an INTJ. So yeah. NT kids - always punished for being well&fast-developed. My ENTP friend didn't have it easy either.