The Quantum Law of Quantum Attraction

... because quantum!

My Twitter: @MartymerM81

[parityviolation]

"Confusing quantum mechanics and relativity is the physics equivalent of confusing a floor and a urinal" 😄

[derpionderpson]

... wtf was that end statement...
"every material object in our universe is comprised of the same four basic elements: hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and carbon"
That is some intense stupid right there.

[LukasJampen]

At the end he didn't even get quantum physics wrong but also chemistry for fucks sake.

[klobiforpresident]

It's the physics equivalent of confusing the floor and a urinal? Martymer, you had an option for a Space Jew™ joke. Why'd you miss it? "I'd never pass up am opportunity for Space Jew joke" - Martymer 81.

[chbu]

I hate to break it to this quantum woo guy, but classical physics STILL works, even now.

[derpeth]

TIL the periodic table only has four elements

[thexsoar]

Gabi Shaar, if you break the Martymer81, you fix the Martymer81.

[Dan-vbgc]

I love the fact he makes a video about quantum physics and uses the bohr model of the atom.

[MyTomServo]

The worst I ever saw was in a theological book (I went to a Lutheran college that required you took one theological course). In it, it said that E=MC^2 meant that if matter went the speed of light it would become energy.

The only other thing any of my classes had said that was anywhere near that stupid was one of my teachers called the post-Constantine Roman Empire the Holy Roman Empire.

[garethdean]

'If you really want something you'll get it. Now give me money.' Hmmmnnn... doesn't sound science enough. Better sprinkle some quantum on it, maybe some energy and resonance too...

[DarthAlphaTheGreat]

OMG relativity and quantum confusion makes me feel like jumping off a building...

It’s worse because Einstein was very critical against quantum physics was a major part of his life.

[thephysicsgamer]

I quantum, you quantum

He/she/me quantum

quantum, quantuming

Quantology, the study of quantum

It's first grade Spongebob

[ericherman]

Thanks for talking about the ultraviolet catastrophe. Gave me some interesting reading.

[izellets]

10:48 "Every material object in our universe is comprised of the same 4 basic elements..."
"Oh, I know, I know! Gold (sun), silver (moon), copper (Venus), tin (Jupiter), lead (Saturn), iron (Mars) and mercury (Mercury)!"
... wait, that's more than four!

[subductionzone]

"I'm out!" Wise move, even a giant Nerf catcher's mitt could not protect you from the face palm that was coming from the previous statement.

[clemstevenson]

Yes, I have met numerous people like him over the years, all with their own brand of woo that doesn't work in practice.

[theultimatereductionist]

My quantum girlfriend was quantumly attracted to me by the Quantum Law of Quantum Attraction.
I quantumly took her to see the quantum movie "Quantum of Solace".
I did a quantumtative analysis of the quantum office receipts of this quantum movie and they were quantumly enormous!
Then I got sent to Quantomano Bay for quantizing all over my girlfriend's quant.

[monkeyjesus]

"There's new woo invented every minute"

[SteveFrenchWoodNStuff]

Nicely done. I look forward to hearing more.

[mamamheus]

Bloody notification didn't work! I'm glad I just came and looked.

The way he's using the "law of attraction" it makes it sound like he's talking about gravity. Fortunately, the next words out of his mouth shut that down immediately! My next thought was "oh great. More BS!"
"Whole-ism?" Wtf is that!? Even I know he's talking out of his arse. Actually, even I knew about the Michelson-Morley experiment, _and_ the ultraviolet catastrophe and I had a dreadful physics teacher during a time that they didn't really care what science "girls" knew. I'm more grateful by the day for the foundation of my uni. It opened my mind about maths and science. If I could learn, why couldn't he?