The Japanese literally make everything better. | Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 6 stand up specials on Netflix and 4 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story

[ocasanas]

So true! I've been only to their airports, but I make sure I use their family bathroom, which gives me even more room when I'm carrying luggage, and total privacy. It's like taking a shower almost! 😂

[davidkuhlman]

You Need the Alcohol before you enter the American restroom!

[leezah]

Buc-ees cleanest restrooms in Texas - Besides mine🙋‍♀️

[illegalinternet]

So correct everything is just better. My friend is Japanese. Her mother was born there. She doesn’t speak tho much English, but she is so kind and works so hard working. She gifted me an authentic kimono 👘 and I was so excited! ❤ She likes me try different foods and enjoys laughing at my face change when she tells me what I’m eating. I am learning Japanese how to read. Write and speak it. I hope to visit one day. They are so smart, disciplined, creative, welcoming beautiful they have a sense of humor, dear comedy shows are witty and hilarious. I can go on the hair style 😍 love love love❤
Side note Jim look’s rather handsome here 🙂

[rosemagny]

Leave an American restroom: Is there alcohol nearby?

[grapetomatogirl]

🎶Miso Hygienic🎶Pockets🎶

Be well, stay kind and blessings to all ✨

[nhprman]

Nailed it. Japan excels at everything.

[russellyount]

On point with American public restrooms. They're disgusting and says a lot about our society

[BrianEllinger-hhrm]

I laughed at a gambling addict when he laughed at his arthritic brother when he couldn't afford a

[Christopher-vgpi]

"Fixed it"?? No they, like everything they touch, turned it into an art form.

[thomashughes_teh]

At the LA Union Station I experienced homeless people arguing over who was going to set up camp in the bathroom stalls. There was already one guy sleeping on an ironing board in one of them.

[adamr]

We shall forget the Bataan death march and other unsavory inhumane moments for comedic value here 🎉

[George.Andrews.]

There is no excuse to leave a toilet dirty.
You know who you are, or what you are.

[hermask]

Interesting. The Finnish comedian Ismo said the American don’t like to use the word toilet.
Gaffigan used toilet for the Japanese part of the joke but
Restroom for the American part.

[citrine]

Spray alcohol on my shoes after I leave a public restroom.
I don't want urine and feces in my car.

[Pamela_Meckley]

Can you picture going into an American public restroom and seeing a vending machine with mini bottles of alcohol in it (and a place to scan your ID to prove you're of age) that reads "Sorry for the restroom related psychological trauma - bottoms up!" He's right though, the Japanese figured this out. Why don't Americans follow suit?!

[Guylene]

Ok, got some fresh material for you! Watch the news on ‘woman attacked by bear in Yukon’. Listen to this: they euthanized 3 bears in the area MATCHING THE DESCRIPTION of the encounter. Lol😅😂. I thought of you when I heard this.

[snarkylive]

Nah they still have squat toilets. It's a land of extremes, and literal best and worst of toilet design.