Cage Free Calvinist

Get this awesome shirt to tell all the Arminians around you that its safe to be near you! You are a cage free, Scripture fed, non-heretical Calvinist.. be proud!

You are no longer in that cage and are ready to engage the Sage Stage. Cage- Stage Calvinism is the same as those people on Keto, you know... they are just DYING to tell you about it every 5 seconds. Cage Stagers apparently have an amazing spiritual gift to turn every conversation possible into a discussion of the Five Points of Calvinism.

Thus, it's advised that those usually newly minted Calvinists should be placed in a cage until they calm down. Think of them as the Reformed Karens wanting to talk to the pastor in charge every Sunday because he said the words "come to Christ oh sinner.

To learn more about the Cage Stage, check out these links from our friends at Ligonier Ministries:

[skafan]

WOW, YES BE PROUD, CAUSE YOU ALREADY ARE . LETS BE EVEN MORE PROUD, CAUSE THAT GOES RIGHT ALONG WITH THE REST OF SCRIPTURE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO READ

[deathdestroyer]

To both of you commenting…..it seems you have no idea the context of what this shirt means….if anything….the shirt is quite funny because some of us…..myself included, have gone through this in life…..and know how cringy it is……yet funny when you look back years later and say…”I’m so glad I’m out of that stage”
It’s supposed to be a funny shirt.

[WeekendWarriorMX-ATV]

The fact the you have to form “stage cage” as an ideal under any belief system is concerning