Free Wagyu Beef (if you can make me laugh)

#shorts #wagyubeef #a5wagyu #ribeye #steak
Sup Dudes!
So I'm a little late to this Christmas Giveaway but I can ship out some FREE A5 Wagyu just in time for New Years!
Here's all you have to do!

1. Tell me a funny ass joke in these comments, the top 2 highest rated ones and 1 that i find the funniest will get some Swagyu from me.

I'll announce the winners there in a few days!

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I buy all my Wagyu/Steaks/Fish from CrowdCow
$25 off coupon on your FIRST order of A5 WAGYU BEEF (:

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USEFUL KITCHEN GEAR

[SenpaiKai]

Sup Dudes!
So I'm a little late to this Christmas Giveaway but I can ship out some FREE A5 Wagyu just in time for New Years!
Here's all you have to do!



1. Tell me a funny ass joke in these comments, the top 2 highest rated ones and 1 that i find the funniest will get some Swagyu from me.



I'll announce the winners there in a few days!

[lukewenceslao]

Cow: "How do I know if I'm happy?"

Me: "If you Wagyu tail."

[dmoney]

I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like wagyu & bacon?”

He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

[OdBay]

Why is the cow packing all his stuff? Because he is MOOving.
HAHAHA SO FUNNY. 😂😂🙏🙏🙏💀💀

[imequationzyt]

My wife told me she’s needs more space…

I told her no problem
I locked her out of the house

[elijahbadgett]

This is pretty bad, but how about this: a few days ago, my mood ring was stolen. I’m still not quite sure how I feel about that

[LucasAlp]

A priest, a pope, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says when he walks in “ I’m a typo”

[pipistrelli]

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!
LOL, hopefully that joke wasn't too crappy. Merry christmas, happy new year, and hope you have a great 2022!

[penguincatfeet]

A man went into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail.

The waitress smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster…”

[OdBay]

Why is the piece of stake still mooing? Because it’s rare.
HAHA SO FUNNY. 🙌🙌🙌

[goldenwither]

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah, ” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

[umaiskamran]

Bro your videos saved me I lost my grandfather to COVID 19 and whenever I used to watch your videos they would make me laugh @LOVE THE SIX PACK JOKE🙃

[theprincessfairy]

Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
Because she was a little horse 😂

[jonathangonzalez]

maybe the real joke is the friends we made along the way

[MrStevenSpeelberg]

What do you get when you combine a Agnostic, a Dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Someone who lays in bed at night, tossing and turning, pondering the existence of Dog.

[penguincatfeet]

If Baby Groot joined the army, he’d be Infant Tree Man. But he’s have to go to rootcamp before he embarked on a mission in that branch of service.

[ozan]

All I want in life is someone who looks at me the way SeNpAi looks at the wagyu

[codossgames]

What's funnier than a dead cow, a dead cow in a clown costume hahaha

[thunderbee]

Honestly thought that I was following you before this vid. Wagyu you or no wagyu having more ways to see your stuff is always great keep up the great work man

[spicyumbrella]

I told my mom there was a kidnapping at my school. She said “oh my gosh is everyone okay”
I said “yea, the kid woke up”