3 weird laws you break everyday

guess we're all criminals then

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[normiewhodrawsonpaper]

“Yo man you got the good stuff?”
*pulls out 76 salamanders, keys to a cheese factory, and seaweed from new hampshire.*

[buckethead]

"What were his charges."
"HE WAS COLLECTING SEAWEED AT NIGHT."
"The filthy monster."

[noah]

“What are you in for?”
“I killed 3 people, what about you?”
“I… took a nap.. *in a cheese factory”*

[Autistic_Clwn]

I always love his “Oh ho…You fool.” Quotes in this series.

[dart]

“i killed a man, what’re you in for?”

“i took a nap in the cheese factory”

*gasps*

[churmmmcuz]

“What are you in for?”
“I killed a family and drove off in their car, how about you?”
“I collected seaweed at night”

[jonas_dme]

Imagine just having your average slumber party in a cheese factory with the boys and the you wake up to “you fool” **evil laughs**

[johnriehl]

"What are you in for?"
"I killed a couple and their kids with a chainsaw, you?"
"I took a 5 min nap in a cheese factory."
"(Horrified gasp)"

[johnjoy]

Guy: owns 75 salamanders
Salamander: lays eggs
Guy: "I never chose this life of crime"

[fatheadedjordan]

“3 laws you break everyday”

Officer: Sir. It’s the 5th time this week! How do you keep getting all of these salamanders?

[hesgotahelmet]

The dissatisfaction and disappointment in his voice makes me feel like I'm gonna go to death row with the date of next Tuesday for sleeping in a cheese factory, taking seaweed, and buying 76 salamanders.

[randomhooman]

"Hey, what are you in for?"
"Oh, I'm a serial killer that murdered 11 people, what about you?"
"I collected seaweed at night"
**le gasp**

[CommunistFBI]

"What are you in for?"
"I murdered a family in cold blood, How about you?"
"I slept in a cheese factory"

[oldthug]

“Most of you will be guilty of number three” ah yes I always find myself in New Hampshire collecting seaweed at nighttime

[sightrunnerafton]

“What are you in for?”
“I killed a man with a refrigerator, how bout you?”
“I collected seaweed at night in New Hampshire”

[Bdub]

"You fool" gets me everytime 🤣

[IAmSelyne]

The way he says “You Fool” feels like a personal attack.

[thexxredxpickle]

Inmate: We got murdering Mike, stealing Steve, and Jim.
Me: what did jim do?
Inmate: he bought 76 salamanders.

[CoffeeBeanWitch]

When I hear Mr. Ballen laugh and say "you fool..." I know I've slipped up😧

[caiaa]

“You can’t collect seaweed at night in New Hampshire”
*well there goes my nightly plans.*