The 10 Stages of Every Heavy Main

This video seems to get more and more aggressive the longer you go.
You've been warned.

Thumbnail Art by - SuperJuusto
SFM Animations - Nuckshock + Sulios
SFM Baby Team Skit - JamieGMB
SFM Intro - Alta

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Music:
Beetlejuice Remix - Figure
KonoSuba - Start of a New Adventure
KonoSuba OST #03 - Goddess
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[BigJoeySlaps]

Big thanks to Hamaji Neo for giving me his blessing on this project - had a lot of fun with this

And btw, here's that heavy discord I was talking about in step 9 - Come check it out if you like playing or talking about heavy!

[chcc]

stage 10 of heavy is just "no one but me is going to have any fun this match"

[CaityisPog]

This series has more people making it than all the TF2 updates with localisation files

[AnnoyingDummy]

8:42
I like how bearded just breaks the wall instead of going the other way and just drop down

[inkubus]

3:20 Don’t let yourself be distracted from the BLU Heavy jumping in, immediately getting yeeted back out, and hitting a frame perfect Family Guy death pose. Bloody legend.

[smokinggorrilla]

I did not know that stage 8 was gonna be a horror movie 7:57

[nutstobuttsgaming]

Guys its official, Joey was the real life heavy all along, except his hair.

[aweeeesomj]

As a medic main, I love pocketing heavies. If I see they are in the right position to surprise the enemy team, it gives me happiness to enable their killstreaks during Uber.

[elemusic]

As far as we know, Bearded is the only heavy in the "the cursed heavy" subclass, because he killed all of the other ones.

[crocket]

"The entire teams are babies"
Pyro: Seems legit

[elincyt]

“Lack spy paranoia”

Play medic for 1 hour and this will be fixed

[compostedhumanwaste]

Me: **trying to tell my medic that im tryna push**
Gaben: **This account cannot chat. Get premium to get access to chatting**

[Pikana]

I love how you never need a loud sound warning for Bearded Expense. His name alone is the warning.

[skyeshoe.]

Showed my younger brother this (he's a heavy main).
His main take-away was "Wait, you can throw the sandwich?!?"

[starfruitgalaxy]

Stage 12: can recite the entirety of Meet The Heavy in multiple languages, forwards and backwards, and ascends to Bearded Expense levels of memes

[bluemaster]

"The scary baby" *Shows Pyro*
Yeah that seems about right.

[cristinagomez]

0:19 first impressions
1:18 fond beginnings
2:03 learning the ropes
2:43 initial frustration
3:43 divergence
4:53 acceptance
5:34 honing skill
6:40 identity crisis
9:09 final return
10:28 Zeus tier

[anomaly_jackie]

the thought of a kid picking heavy because he reminds him of his dad is wholesome

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Stage 11: Legitimately changing your real life personality to match The Heavy

[-cookiez-]

I remember I once encountered a Zeus Tier Heavy when I was still a baby Medic Main 😅
I pocketed him with the Quick-Fix and he went like 42 - 2 in a casual match. It's one of the best memories I have.