Would you pass the Canadian citizenship test?

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TRANSCRIPT:

Tester: All right, Mr. Thompson, take a seat. Congratulations on being invited to take the Canadian citizenship test. Now I'll ask you a series of questions that will test your knowledge of Canada. Are you ready to begin?

Mr. Thompson: Whenever you are.

Tester: Correct! You're off to a great start.

Mr. Thompson: Great.

Tester: What are the official languages of Canada?

Mr. Thompson: Apologies and passive aggression.

Tester: Correct!

Mr. Thompson: Yes.

Tester: How was the Prime Minister chosen?

Mr. Thompson: Nepotism.

Tester: Correct. What is the capital of Canada?

Mr. Thompson: Toronto if you're from there, Ottawa for everyone else.

Tester: Correct. What is the official animal of Canada?

Mr. Thompson: Raccoon.

Tester: Incorrect.

Mr. Thompson: I'm sorry.

Tester: That's correct.

Mr. Thompson: Oh!

Tester: What is Canada's national sport?

Mr. Thompson: Sweeping atrocities under the rug.

Tester: Correct! Would you rather watch the NFL or the CFL?

Mr. Thompson: What's the CFL?

Tester: That's correct. Finish the following sentence: Ouch. I hurt myself...

Mr. Thompson: Something something free health care.

Tester: Correct. ♪ It's been ♪

Mr. Thompson: ♪ one week since you looked at me! ♪

Tester: Correct! In Ontario they sell milk in what?

Mr. Thompson: Bags.

Tester: That's wrong.

Mr. Thompson: Oh damn.

Tester: No, no. You're right. I just mean, it's wrong to sell milk in bags.

Mr. Thompson: Oh, yeah. No, that's correct. Yeah.

Tester: How do you feel about Quebec?

Mr. Thompson: Uh.... pass?

Tester: Correct! Pick a Justin: Trudeau or Bieber?

Mr. Thompson: Neither.

Tester: Correct. Would you like some Tim Hortons?

Mr. Thompson: Yes, please.

Tester: Actually?

Mr. Thompson: Oh god no.

Tester: Correct! Alright and now the final test is: A tray that was full of appetizers, but now there's only one left. Would you like one?

Mr. Thompson: No, you go ahead.

Tester: No, no, I insist.

Mr. Thompson: I had a big lunch.

Tester: Are you sure? Take it.

Mr. Thompson: Let's just leave it there and then throw it out later.

Tester: Correct! Welcome to Canada.

Mr. Thompson: Thank you.

Tester: You know, if you're not going to eat it, I might as well just have it. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[stevesmith]

"what's the CFL?" Lol 😆

[MattsBaseballWorld]

Hilarious. Toronto if you're from there, Ottawa from everywhere else.

[KyleJustinLyons]

"Would you like some Tim Hortons? Him: Yes Please! Actually? Him: Oh gawd no"😂😂😂

[sammcturk]

I watched it on TV and again on YouTube screaming funny, you guys knocking it out of the park Everytime! 🤣 cheers

[aquafishcspeia]

So that's why I always save the last little bit and then throw it away after forgetting it was in the fridge. 😳

[brickaddict]

Yay, I PASSED! I’m off to Canada! lol

[CorvinoDan]

Omg this the funniest video you guys have ever done.

[MONICAANICA]

Sorry about Milk in bags....in Quebec too😘😄😅

[CalabiYauShape]

The "It's been..." struggle is real!

[waynemasters]

These guys are the best. Absolutely the best! <3

[OwenGoward]

Probably my favourite 22 sketch to date

[koru]

The very best of 22 Minutes! Oh sorry was that too much?

[CanadaMyHome]

This is so clever. Milk in bags is wrong!😄🐄🥛

[sheikhified]

I really came here for the citizenship test preparation, God help me😂

[akr]

As an American that grew up crossing the border in the days before anything was checked, this was hilarious.

[mikekuczynski]

I’m surprised there wasn’t a question on what eh means and how to use it in a sentence :-)

[bryankerr]

Neat. I used to tell this joke 20 years ago.

[ickster]

Good skit! You guys have been struggling recently, but this one was actually funny.

[leopardknowledge.]

And congratulations to 22 minutes on 100, 000 subscribers

[MONFLYINGSAUCER]

What is the Canadian national sport? -Qwebec bashing. - Correct!