Did you hear each State got a new SONG??

Can I make up new state songs in 10 minutes? That was the challenge.

I randomly picked a song from YouTube's free audio library, and then wrote a song about 7 different states: California, Wisconsin, Ohio, Montana, Vermont, Michigan and Alaska.

Did it work? Watch the video and find out. It's way better with your earplugs in :)

Here are the lyrics:

California
California is so big and cool there’s a lot of beaches where you can cool
Off

The water’s so cold Here
People want to move here cause they think its so great here
But Its crowded here
Yes it is its crowded here
here here here

If you wanna live the California dream, they need more nice yes they need more nice
California’s hot and the people here are HOT
Except the ones that are not hot. They’re the ones that are not hot
You can be a movie star. Or you can see a movie star
But they wont talk to you. Cause theyre not into you.
Sit in traffic, pay a lot for your house. Enjoy the warm weather. Try not to get crushed…….

Ohio
Ohio. Is so lame. Ohio is so gray. Rednecks like to live here. They all like to drink beer.

Buuuuuuut.

There’s a lot of corn in O-HIO
And beans and oaaaats
The farmers here know
How to make dough
There’s a lot of things they grow

Cincinnati. Construction. Chillicothe. Construction. Columbus. Construction. And Toledo. Construction. Everywhere there’s construction. Every freeway. Construction. All around you. Construction. Why the heck so much construction.

Alaska

Mush. Snow. Ice. Big. Oil. Moose...es. Indians. Fishing. Trees. Freeze. Skis. Bees? (maybe). Penguins? Koala Bears? Santa? Igloos!

Here’s an Eskimo named Joe
He likes to ride around on his horse.
Every day, he collects ice to build his igloo for his tiny Eskimo family.
They love sleeping in ice houses. And they don’t beg for money like they do in Seattle.
Go Joe!

What the heck? Joe’s not the name of an Eskimo!
It is for this one
Their names are usually way longer.
Nuh uh not this Eskimo. His name is Joe.

Montana

If you live in Montana than you like to hunt. X2
If you live in Montana than you like to fish. X2
If you live in Montana than you eat raw meat X2
If you live in Montana than you drive a truck X2

Tough. The people here are so tough.
Fast. The people here they drive so fast.
Cheap. The people here don’t need a lot.
Bored. The people here are lik-ely bored. Even though they won’t admit it…..

Vermont
Vermont’s a pretty cool place theres a lot of trees and they are so great. They are all hippies and they dont eat meat instead they drink syrup from trees.

Cause Everyone in Vermont

Drives a Subaru x8

I love Vermont X a bunch

Michigan

Cheese and cows and brotwurst
Funny accents blizzards
Cheese and cows and brotwurst
Funny accents blizzards

Beer and brots and pretzels
Packers fans and dumb hats
Beer and brots and pretzels
Packers fans and dumb hats

Move to Wisconsin and youll hate it
Theres a lotta boring stuff not a lotta fun

Their Quarterback has a funny mustache
There’s a lot of Brewers fans too
People here wear tiny shorts
They have a lot of Pretty Lakes
And its cold
Everybody here ice fishes
If you wanna come then you’d better not forget your pole

Songs used:
Ohio: Pluck It Up By Dan Henig
Alaska: Santorini_2 by Vibe Mountain
Alaska: Bed and Breakfast by the 126ers
Alaska: Natural by Endless Love
Montana: Clover 3 by Vibe Mountain
Vermont: Al2 by Vibe Mountain
Wisconsin: February by Vibe Mountain
Wisconsin: Mint Chocolate by Vibe Mountain

This channel talks about America, different states, education, travel, geography and what it's like to live in different places in America.

[CocoTaveras]

To whomever reads this I hope you have a lovely day :)

[TyphoidBryan]

"Tennessee, Tennessee, there's little there I want to see. Dolly Parton's got the only mountains made for me. Memphis has crime, all the time. Pigeon Forge is a trap, filled with lots of crap. Oh, Tennessee.. there's no fun in oblivion."

[hcombs]

This video reminds me that all the bars are closed, so no kareoke.

[seano]

This is the best music I’ve heard since America started

[codypena]

Lmao man I'm gonna miss this channel. Thanks for your videos, Nick. Wish I could've ran across you in Michigan and bought you a pint at our local brewery. My wife and I love your channel, thanks again 🍻

[manfredmann]

Nick, it was awesome. You did not let yourself worry about offending anyone. In other words, you just ran with it like a boss.

[PAULY-P]

LMAO🤣 This video was not expected 😂. I happen to like Wisconsin minus the harsh winters every other yr.

[Susie]

OMG... This is so bad it's good! I had tears rolling down my legs. 😂😂😂

[JohnDaker_singer]

Next time, set the words to a popular tune. Like this:
(Set to the tune of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin)


I can show you U-tah,
boring, barren and treeless.
Tell me Buddy, now when did
you last make your children cry?
You can open their eyes,
take them on vacation-
stick them in the back seat
on an endless boring ride.


A Utah world!
A new religious point of view.
Everyone will tell you no,
and where to go
and say you can't be drinking.


You get the idea.

[BrandoBaggins]

[Whispered] "Ahh Calilforniaaahhh"

[shanepitcher]

Michigans ode 😂 I'm from Michigan and it's so true

[sandraroutos]

This video was ridiculous but that’s ok Nick, we still love you 👍

[jaclynzinck]

Do a song about Massachusetts please there’s tons of great material to work with for us

[lebronjames]

Dude this is horrible, but I like it!

[renroxhrd]

Gotta love the one Subaru in the Vermont song with the new jersey license plate 😂

[kinghenrymiller]

Takes these States and make a song: what did Delaware? She wore her New Jersey. What did Idaho? She howed the Maryland. LOL

[Wysiwyg]

I'm late to the party, but I have to admit that you've took on one silly and hilarious challenge. Wisconsin's song is my favorite for some reason. Maybe because it made me laugh the most.

[duncandmcgrath]

The more vids, the more fun
Thx Nick👍

[shanepitcher]

There should legit be a song called Michigan roads where it's country roads but u bump up and down

[Spencey_Wencey]

Bro roasted Wisconsin in every language possible 💀