Heathers: The musical - Full Soundtrack with Lyrics

I know, there are numerous amounts of errors in the lyrics of this video. I am sorry.

[aidenisntcool]

*JD* : the only place that heathers and Marthas can get along is in heaven!
*me* : bold of you to assume Duke and Chandler are going to heaven

[dionysus]

Veronica: **tries to flirt with JD**
JD: my mom died
Veronica: wha-

[rubes]

*_September 1st, 1989_*


_Dear diary_

_today I couldn't find my diary, so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD'S._

[RainyLittleMan]

Kurt: the only person in a musical to question why people are randomly singing

[adamkaltenbach]

V: does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
JD: not anymore
JD: when mom was alive-
V: 😨

[isabellas]

“make this whole town disappear”
she didn’t mean literally, JD

[theo-wvlf]

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: Freeze your
Therapist: No.

[littlepinkvelv]

fact : "ich luge" means "i'm lying" in german. that's why in the movie, jd asked veronica if she knew how to speak german.

[cjck]

Shine a light: don’t kill yourself
Shine a light reprise: actually

[markharlow]

Veronica when she finally marries that lawer:
Lawer: "so any ex's we should invite to the wedding to make jealous hahah"
Veronica: *ptsd intensifies*

[lunargalaxy__]

Veronica's future child: "Mom, how were your highschool years?"
Veronica: *Vietnam flashbacks*
"Explosive."

[marshmallopanda_]

dude the fact that miss flemming was low key disappointed that veronica wasn’t dead in dead girl walking reprise because she “threw together a wonderful ceremony”-

[malewife]

"If I'm not dead by June!"
That's an actual mood

[iris_]

“College will be paradise if I am not dead by June”

JD: “Are you challenging me?”

[ninamomochi]

Veronica : OMG JD FIGHT FOR MEE
JD : *kills Heather, Kurt, and Ran*
Veronica :
Veronica: WELP GOTTA GET THE BOMB

[anonymouswind]

Idk what it is about Dead Girl Walking Reprise but it feels so...haunting. Like just the contrast of Veronica going to stop JD from blowing up the school while the students and faculty are so unaware of the danger they're in, not to mention the chant they're singing if foreshadowing their possible demise

[caduceusdraws]

JD: "I don't learn the names, don't bother with faces"
"youre planning your future, Veronica Sawyer"
He actually bothered to learn her name, he already set her apart :0

[milkatomor]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE GOTH GIRL WHO SAID "HEATHER TOUCHING ME..."

[panda-qvnq]

"College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June-"


The Coronavirus: *b e t*

[idontexist]

Plot Twist: *After this entire musical, Veronica rides a motorbike up to Seattle and proceeds to attend North Shore High*