Canada, you good bro?

[jacplac]

"I don't like being a warcrime sandwich"
Poland: First time?

[jbrcook]

Canada: “I'm sorry..."
Everywhere else: “Oh thank God."
Canada: “...for what I am about to do."
Everywhere else: “Ahh fuck..."

[Cthulhuforabettertomorrow]

Fun fact: When we say sorry in Canada, it is in the past, present and future tense. Past tense for the creation of the Geneva-to-do List, present for whatever actual thing that has just occurred and future for whoever goes full FAFO and we get a long awaited opportunity to complete the Geneva Side Quests and Speedrun challenge points.

[ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

Speaking as a Canadian myself, “I’m about to stop saying sorry” is hilarious.😂

[HanzTheODST]

“Incompetent war criminal on one side, successful war criminal on the other.” That shit had me dying

[Aius-]

Hi! Canadian here.

Federal workers went on strike over a new governmental policy and basically paralyzed our most important federal infrastructure for better pay and a better working deal.

Shit got real here.

[aviationgeek]

If you hear”Oh Canada” over the ridge line and smell maple syrup then just run.😂

[kissynuggett]

Canada is like that really nice kid in school who secretly knows kung fu and has an unstable home life who is just one wedgie away from no longer being able to hold it together and messing everyone in his path up

[becausereasons]

For those that are unaware of this little timbit:

Canadian soldiers were once responsible for clearing buildings in Urban warfare. They would throw in a grenade to clear a room and then check to see if anyone was in there.

Flashbangs were invented afterwards.

[adudeee]

Canada: "I'm not sorry"

*DOOM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

[twatmere]

Geneva Convention: BRING OUT MORE PAPERS, WE'RE MAKING NEW FUCKING RULES CUZ THEY'RE GONNA STOP SAYING SORRY.

[Justacanadian]

As a candian, I COMPLETELY love all your videos about canada. It really makes me laugh. You are officially EH aproved. :)

[johnusas]

Casually calls Britain red coat and he repsonds. Had me dying😂

[scrantondangler]

Satan: Why is this place getting colder?
Demon: Master! Canada just said it's about to stop saying sorry.
Satan: Shit

[Ember_Prime]

“Incompetent War Criminal on one side, Accomplished War Criminal on the other side”
Had me rolling!

[tambustarfire]

As an Australian, Our response to "I am about to stop saying Sorry" would have been "Ah, Fuck."

[Thememester]

Canadians are either "I'm sorry" or "you'll be sorry"

[godamid]

As an Australian I can confirm that the idea of Canada losing their shit is scary af.

It's always the quiet guy...

[SammywiseG]

Everyone: But they'll freeze in Siberia!
Canadians: Meh. It's just another day in Winnipeg.

[gradymoxley]

Canada is thinking of all the new additions it’s going to make to the Geneva convention