Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - Movie Review

Chris Stuckmann
P.O. Box 1028
Cuyahoga Falls, OH 44223

Chris Stuckmann reviews Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, starring Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Brenton Thwaites, Kevin R. McNally, Kaya Scodelario, Golshifteh Farahani, Stephen Graham, David Wenham, Geoffrey Rush. Directed by Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg.

[TheTheorizer]

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!

[CalmBreez]

Am I the only one who liked the first 3 parts? Like I was into the whole finale and thought it was even epic lol..might be guilty pleasure too tho

[watcheri]

The writers screwed this movie by making Jack a drunk and a much bigger idiot than usual the entire film. It got very annoying very quick. The bank scene being the first huge example of this

[LaineMaes]

He deleted his Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides(4) movie review because he gave it a B+, but in this review he said This movie was better than 4 and gave this a sorry I just had to spill some tea.

[joshdammit]

i think these movies are my guilty pleasure movies

[lukaswuttke]

I don't get the hate for the second and third movie and it seems that a lot of people actually really enjoyed them. I'm pretty sure that I have a lot of fun with this one!

[WesleyHuang]

What am i to you....

Hector : Treasure....

Almost cry. :)

[ChildOfTheWilderness]

The first 3 had a good director, this guys

[hokaturki]

Nah, not feeling like seeing this one in theater, guess I'll just
*puts on sunglasses*








Pirate it.

[cillianbrouder]

A message to the movie industry: don't ever let Johnny Depp go 100% Depp

[henrywiley]

Am I the only one that didn't like jack sparrows character in the 5th?

[TheAmazingBLYATman]

1st one is amazing
2nd is pretty good not bad
3rd is actually very solid IMO
4th is shit
This one was pretty good

[waccle]

Title of movie: *Dead Men Tell No Tales* Plot of movie: *Some dead guy talking about his tale*

[levilandis]

So in what I believe is the second movie, Tia Dalma says she gave jack his compass. Yet in pirates 5 it shows jack be giving the compass by is dying captain. Also, in pirates 5 when jack trades his compass for rum he set free captain Salazar but in the original trilogy, jack parts with the a few times and nothing happens. A few inaccuracies that don't make sense.

[notmyfuggingtempo]

So, I have seen the movie in a press screening and wasn't spoiled by any critic opinions. And I REALLY liked it. And I am a movie critic, too. This franchise-bashing is just INSANE. I really don't get it. How the hell can some critics give this movie a 0.5/5 stars?! Chris' review is okay, he is at least arguing. But when you scroll through Rotten Tomatoes, EVERYONE is like "this franchise is boring", "The movie is unnecessary", "Its always the same." etc. Just subjective garbage. I really don't get the point why for ex. Marvel and Star Wars Movies (I like them too) are so highly praised, while the Pirates franchise gets ripped apart since the second movie. They are all fun and imaginative movies and somewhat special in their setting and nautical atmosphere. Nothing is worse than in any "xy-Man" Comic-Blockbuster. Pirates Movies aren't even "guilty pleasure" like Resident Evil or Fast and Furious, etc.

[awkwardsavage]

Can't wait until Pirates 6: The Quest for Peace.

[darthInsanius]

'Pirates of the Caribbean there was a 4th one?'

[shorite]

guess I'm the only one who actually enjoyed the 4th movie (minus the forced romance between christian boy and the mermaid). no shame!

[firefliesburntheworld]

I've always been a huge Pirates fan and probably always will. I enjoyed this one a lot just like the others, my only real complaint is with the humour, there's too much of it. Jack has lost that badassness, everything he does now feels like dumb luck instead of clever planning.

[Mrofspades]

No sense of urgency and no stakes and to many jokes, but loves every mcu movie, umm OK