Baby Hotline - Jack Stauber

[QuestionedTurkey]

Jack stauber looks like he gives good hugs

[StubbzMacKenzie]

Jack Stauber looks like that fun uncle who gives you presents every time he visits

[illuminatiov]

My one problem with Jack is that his songs are so catchy that they get stuck in your head, but so good that listening to them over and over doesn't wear out their catchiness, so they'll never come out of your head

[PNKRTN_FRK]

"someday i hope i can go outside and see her okay." are the saddest lyrics.

[tejalsidhu]

Jack Stauber: **uploads**
Animation memes: It's free real estate

[lobot]

Is no one gonna mention how smooth that first line is?

[feralfernweh]

I can't express how much I need a hug from this man

[Spankymctanky]

How many times have you watched this?

Me: Yes

[twoinacarcrash]

*dont you just hate it when someone cracks open your eye to have a cold one*

[ameliapaterson]

jack is so underrated because he does all the editing, animation, singing and so much more for all of his songs

[_Thermo_]

Jack please don’t lose your messy hair, it’s amazing

[dreadlordhg]

You don’t need to understand it.

You need to _feel_ it.

[meshica]

jack stauber: exists

sleepykinq: *heavy breathing*

[hamadcheats]

*_Why are your videos always satisfying to watch?_*

[Gumbozz]

Let's be honest, we all want a hug from Jack.

[BlueLucario]

Jack Stauber and Bill Wurtz are the gods of weird animation and catchy music

[rainyyphrg_]

Jack’s voice crack on “cry” kills me every time. It sounds desperate and lonely and its my favorite part of this song, even if it is a bit bittersweet

[JoeOnaBoat]

These are so great. Going for a ride on an artist’s brain.

[Oscaridze_lox]

Lyrics :
-Baby hotline, please hold me close to you.
-Baby flatline, still time to do it to.
(Hahahah)
-Baby snack time, travel down to earth.
-She's a hoarder of quarters with no bourdary boredom.
-The moundry boredOoOOoOoOOoOoOOm.
-I can tell your drinking eye has never opened.
-I will say that somebody will die and i hate coping.
-Wishing that the pills make you cry and i hate hoping.
-Someday i will go back outside and see her.
Okay

[thefantasticdrill]

Only Jack Stauber could pull off that voice crack on ‘cry’