r/Choosingbeggars 'Guests Must PAY ME To Attend My Wedding!'

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a completely entitled bridezilla who posts a long list of bizarre rule for her guests. Rules include "you must pay the bride to attend the wedding" and "you must not speak to the bride at any time." We've also got a delusional writer who thinks that she's written the next Twilight about a princess who really wants to passionately hug a vampire, but she can't because of politics. Exciting!

#reddit #choosingbeggars #funnyredditposts

[rSlash]

Who else kind of wants to read Karen's book about passionately hugging the vampire? 🍆🩸🩸🩸

[RepellentJeff]

“Hot, erotic, vampire fanfiction.”
I just dry heaved a little.

[gesztenyeharcos]

Lol, "DO not talk to the bride" If i went to a a wedding and someone said that, under no circumstances i can talk to the bride, then everytime i would get close to her i would just say "EWWW" and scurry away like she was a plague.

[dandotvid]

"It's the bride's most important day of her life, so SHUN HER!"

[blueblade]

Rslash Karen voice has been steadily improving since 2019! I remember his first tries, keep being amazing

[PotterBrony]

“I don’t wanna give away too much.”
Don’t worry, we all know how that waste of 400+ pages will go.

[akemiflameborg]

""Imagine being the first person to read Twilight!" - oh boy, and admitting to not stopping the author from publishing it? No thanks

[FritzMonorail]

That guy with the 3D printing was being incredibly generous. There are a few things worse than working with somebody who doesn't understand what it is you actually do and he was very patient.

[musicallydisneyamvs]

The “don’t talk to the bride” post sounds like it came from an abusive groom who never graduated HS.

[thedatabase]

As someone in the writer community, I want to say that only charging $300 for an edit that size was an absolute steal of a deal and it hurts me that OP got treated that way.

[llluana]

i'm brazilian and i NEVER heard of this rule in my life lol, actually in all weddings that i went we all spend a lot of time gossiping and talking with the bride even before the actual ceremony

[LordDarque]

man, these influencers are just leeches. I don't think I've seen a single thing that makes them likeable.

[GeneralArin]

Kenyan photo shoot:
Hey that sounds like a good idea...
"Pro Bono"
Wait. Oh no
"I don't have to pay for your outfits"
....sigh. There it is.
Then it kept getting worse lol

[ZombieSazza]

So… what you’re saying is… _”Still a better love story than Twilight”_

[nallyaaaaaa]

stuff like "don't wear white" made sense in the wedding rules, and then we reached the other rules...

[celina]

First post: "They had us in the first half - not gonna lie."

[rubyamateurtactician]

I figured resin was expensive, but I didn't know it was THAT expensive... whew..

[Richard_Nickerson]

6:46
No, you're NOT "letting" them read the book "for free, " you're asking them to perform a job that you HAVE to know is typically paid for...

[SnapyWeasel]

7:36 i actually died when he said "why wont they let me f*** the vampires?"
Best. Ad. EVER.

[peepopopo]

At first i thought she wrote that the kingdom was at war with ”vampirates" and was like "ooh, maybe this'll be good after all" but no, it was typo. So sad.