r/Choosingbeggars Date Me OR ELSE!

r/Choosingbeggars The neckbeard in this post is ready for a woman, but he wants to make sure that the only women who apply for the open position of ghirlfriend are 10/10 Asian hotties. Because why not? If you like this video, be sure to hit the subscribe button for more Reddit videos!

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[zeroburn]

"That's the offer, take it or leave it."
'I'll leave it.'
"No, wait..."

[gabbybarnett]

How does she know she will get pregnant on the first try

[sydneymarshall]

First lady: **has baby girl**
"Okay, let's name her Emily. I've always wanted to name a girl that."
**Hands baby back to doctor**
"Okay, I'm done with it."

[bridgetmadden]

"I demand you say sorry for making my daughter cry"
"Fine, I'm sorry your mother made a promise she had no way of actually fulfilling" what is it with these people and trying to use their kids as pawns? Like claiming "I already promised my child" is supposed to make YOU the arsehole instead of them, even though supposedly they're the one who promised their child something they couldn't follow through on in the first place

[KB-tgpf]

The first lady sounds like she might sue you if she has a boy.

[ayazamikanz]

THAT SNOWBOARD GUY IS LEGIT DROPPING L’s ON THE GUY LMAO

[xXCocoHimeXx]

😂😂 I love how his voice went from annoying lady to manly "ITS ME AGAIN WHY U MAKE ME PAY 500".

[ThatOneOtherFangirl]

My fave thing about the guy wanting a brunette or blonde woman actually spelled those correctly, he just spelled them the masculine way in French 😂

[marib]

The guy with the snowboard- HIS COMEBACKS ARE GOLDEN

[Thundermikeee]

"defamation of character"

jude Judy's voice in my head:'the best defence against a defamation claim is truth'

[arthurdavis]

Props to the Snowboard guy for turning the tables on that other guy at least 20 times.

[Harmthuria]

Good thing for the computer guy that he wasn’t brought to court over this. But can you imagine the look his attorney would have given him when OP would show the evidence while on the stand? Priceless😂

[ziedyee]

"Oh I'm sure you'll be around too" is such a powerful statement to use for when someone says you will go to hell for being gay

[emiliaholmberg]

The first lady apparently don't know that the chance of getting a boy is 50%

[ashleyhenderson]

Is anyone else astounded by rslash ability to not laugh their ass off while reading " I could hold you down and put my balls in your mouth and you couldn't do anything about it"???? Because I burst out laughing 😆🤣

[griphookssidechick]

"ok calm down Dwight Schrute"
he always knew.

[LunarPrism]

The 3rd conversation from the Snowboard guy killed me. Couldn't stop laughing from the gay jokes

[ImaNerdANDaGeek]

You can't illegally record text messages, they are recorded automatically.

[dogogamer]

can we all respect how well this guy does voices for these people?

[ermenegildol.]

Aaah, yes. Having a baby is so much fun, specially when you lack the money to support it and even buy essential things. What a joy