Bernard Manning's Pakistani Neighbour Joke

You're learning all the time.

[GiantmanUK]

I've listened to this joke 50 times in 3months and still love it

[sidewindersid]

An England that's well and truly gone.

[MickHargreaves-gr]

Went to see him with work mates mid 90’s in Low Moor, Bradford. Grown men with tears of laughter in their eyes. Happy days, never to return!

[VelociDancer]

True legend!! Best comedian ever!! Rest In Peace, Bernard.

[anthonym]

I'd love to see him around these days

[Deedeevenice]

I also used to watch Roy Chubby Brown! Loved it!

[Barry-fwuj]

Absolute legend. My favourite is the nun and punk

[bigdodge]

Brilliant, I wish Bernard was still around nowadays.❤

[philipatkinson]

Absolute class was our bernard. R.I.P.

[thespian]

"Give us that fuckin egg."
Love it.

[michaeljohnson]

I have this show on vhs 45 minutes of utter brilliance

[sidewindersid]

Could ya imagine ol bernard dealing with the whole gender bollocks going on.

[sohailhussain]

Absolutely hilarious 😂 love Bernard manning

[Broomehall]

I know it's completely unacceptable in todays landscape, but it IS funny, hilarious in fact ....

[Lightertheif]

I’m here look for a Beauty joke for my wedding invitations, gunna have a recording thing. Any suggestions lads?

[TonyEnglandUK]

Funniest bloke telling the funniest joke. I can't wait to hear the woke people speaking up for the egg.

[ksportz]

Was brilliant as both his neighbours were from the Punjab

[TextBookPuncher]

Hahah English law is going to Wetherspoon and drinking white lightning cider

[lovemeorleaveme]

Nice to know that Pakistanis are obeying Indian law

[stewright]

The one who gives up first owns the egg ?