i made TEN Minecraft updates before Mojang made ONE

consider this my official job application for mojang

These are 10 Minecraft mods I coded for Minecraft 1.21 on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this

0:00 identity theft
1:21 kids napping
2:29 execution
3:36 nuclear energy
4:47 hawk tuah!
5:34 hawk (2)
6:09 brainwashing
7:04 revolutions
8:11 goat update
9:28 minions

[leontriestoart]

I finished ten times before this video ended

[fingees_YT]

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention it in the video but the reason I can code these faster than Mojang is because Im just better 👍

[bloodmongerzero]

"I added being a youtuber to minecraft. If you hit 10.000 subscribers you will have a baby villager bar that can only be filled by touching or chatting with baby villagers."

[UniversesUnited]

Fingees, please let go of us. The accident was 12 years ago. It’s going to be ok

[knuxenglish]

Fun fact i learned in history class:

Medieval executioners had their ears cut off so everyone would know that they were executioners, and that is why they had the hood.

Executioners were death row prisoners who agreed to execute instead of getting executed, which is why it was important to mark them in some way in case they ran away.

[halt]

the amazing part about this to me is that you actually DO sometimes make them downloadable, they aren't just animations

[Exel]

"i added fingee's sticky hard tip to minecraft!"

[pancakecookie]

"I added time travel, to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, to Minecraft"

[Nobody-ueqs]

Make the Human Traffic King update, which gives villagers cars, however if the flow of traffic is too smooth the Traffic King will summon slow moving semi trucks and weeks long roadworks to create as much traffic as possible. If the traffic gets too bad, it will transform the biome it’s in into the rare California Biome

[magowshit]

0:16 LMAO not the yandere dev coding reference-

[pncka]

Hawk 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Hawk 2: Sure!
Hawk 1: What do you call a swimming pigeon?
Hawk 2: Uhh...

[watermeloncat-p]

5:15 bro took "Double it and give to the next person" to a whole new level 💀💀

[darthbane]

0:40 you should've called him the dmvillager

[cheeziests]

the spitting back into eachothers mouths was just diabolical 😭

[vgrhever]

" I added villager trafficking to minecraft."

[TedEBear-bpsy]

Mr. Phalanges… PLEASE add the Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka to the game. I think it is an entirely necessary addition. Minecraft is hardly even playable without it.

[Porcay]

Been watching this channel for long enough to make a habit of bracing myself for the most absurd thing imaginable every time he says "luckily" yet it never helps to prepare for what I was about to witness

[goldminer]

Dude this guy needs to be investigated man

[charleadev]

missed opportunity to add a feature where if adult villagers catch you sleeping next to kid villagers they'll have you arrested for being a child predator

[mixn]

“I Added Tienanmen Square in 1989 in Minecraft”