'Just as the Founding Fathers intended'

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"I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."
Voice made by @Vegito1089
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This was amazing! Was this done using Count Dooku voice from FakeYou? If so, I have some good news. I plan on updating him. :)

Vegito

"Tally-ho, lads" is something I would imagine Dooku would say.

DashingSteel

Born too early to explore the stars, born too late to explore the seas, but born just in time to see this masterpiece. I don't think I'd ever find anything else like this on the internet.

Lokster

The fact that Dooku targets Qui-Gon immediately and just one taps him with no hesitation despite their history together makes this even more hilarious for some reason.

erobertwicker

He used the tastiest flavor of shot in his canon. Truly a man of refined taste.

Korgano

The "Is that legal?" Was perfectly timed

darkraven

_"I own a lightsaber for home defense since that's what George Lucas intended."_

_"Four Stormtroopers break into my hut, blast it! As I grab my Jedi robes and laser sword, stab a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my blaster on the second man, it misses him entirely because it's so uncivilized and nails the neighbor's Bantha."_

_"I have to respond to the X-Wing mounted at the top of the High Ground. 'I WILL DO WAHT I MUST!!!' The lasers incinerate two men in the blast, the sound and scorch marks wake up Jawas. I charge the last rapscallion with a 720 degree inverted barrel roll from an upright standing position in a manner that would make Anakin proud because spinning is a good trick. He bleeds out waiting for the Rebel Alliance to arrive since Force Healing hasn't been invented yet, _*_just as George Lucas intended!"_*

Obi-Wan_Kenobi

Ah yes, we shall never forget George Count Dooku the Founding Father of the Separatist Alliance.😎👍💯

CKC_Productions

Imagine explaining all this to the authorities.
"You killed them with what?"

"I blew a golf ball sized hole through one with my musket. Two more with the grapshot from my cannon. Then stabbed the last with my bayonet and let him bleed out."

"And why is the neighbors dog dead?"

"I fired my flintlock, but it has smoothbore and missed.".

"Sir...why do you have all this?"

"It is what the Founding Fathers intended."

therookie

*british invade the colonies* "I've been looking forward to this"

hhattonaom

“Four Ruffians break into my house”
“Is that, legal?”
“The devil??”

beatboxbuggi

“If I break into a house and someone calls me a ruffian, I’m just walking back out the door. There is nothing in that house worth taking.” — Mace Windu

Kingjustin

An ancient Sith saying comes to mind. I believe it goes, “F***k around and find out.”

edoboleyn

Well technically, the Founding Father for the CIS was Dooku himself, so he can do anything and, as long as he intends to do that, he can say "Just as the Founding Fathers intended"

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