Just as the founding fathers intended by CenturiiC

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[colonelhammerhead]

"If I'm robbin a dude and he calls me "Ruffian" bro, I'm just walkin back out the door.
I am dead serio- there is nothing in that house worth taking."
-Heavenly

[RDOLD]

You could feel the impact of the bullet, and the trauma it immediately gave to the other robber

[montherjadallah]

Now we need Josey to do the FULL copypasta now with a comic to go with it

[O-san]

I'm convinced that the lady just stays up all night waiting for someone they can shoot

[anmwolvorinenotapanther]

She only killed one of the ruffians with her musket as a warning shot. They got off lucky considering her cannon loaded with grapeshot could've given her a double kill right then and there.

[briarmason]

I can't stop replaying the first 5 seconds! IT'S TOO CUTE!

[typicalpersons]

“I own a musket for home defense, since that is what the founding fathers intended.”

[elliottsalt]

Never thought I'd see a centurii comic dub here, but I'm all for it.

[sacctheman]

DUDE THE FRICKIN MUSKET SHOT SCARED THW CRAP OUTTA ME AND I EVEN SAW IT COMING

[Bahzzle]

A PSP and a musket? She is truly a real gamer and a real American 🫡

[LordTyph]

One of these days, someone is going to bring up that warships could be privately owned in those days and we'll get a version of this that will blow EVERYONE out of the water.

[yaboio]

"You know what else is loaded?"
"MY MUSKET"

[iamanunus]

It’s funnier when you say ruffians and tally ho as well

[brainstorm]

...what the adorable fuck did I just watch? XD

[mdfan]

I think if we got to hear the dying souds/agonizing pain that the ruffian is in it would really mark up the stupidity and chaos of this situation.

[greenhydra]

According to the comment sections of similar videos, the Founding Fathers fully intended for people to own artillery.

[crusaderanimation]

You posted it just as i "finished" making my DIY spear and European version of this meme(those two ideas kinda co inspired eachother.)
And when i wrote "just" i mean yesterday i started making spear and made parody with chat gpt of this meme and today i more or less finished spear, so now

I owne a spear for home defense, as that's what the founding king did ordain. Four poukes break into my dwelling. I cry, "What the deuce?" I seize my helm and spear, and cast the former through the first man, he lies dead on the spot. I draw my bow on the second man, but miss him entirely, for it requires training which I lack, and I strike the neighbor's dog. I must resort to the trebuchet placed atop the stairs, loaded with a great stone, and declare, "For King and Country!" The rock's shot shatters two men in the blast; the noise and extra stone fragments set off the alarms of carts. I unsheathe my sword and charge the last terrified rascaille. He doth bleed out, awaiting the constables' arrival, for his wound was wide and deep. Ah, yea, even as the founding king intended.

[superiorbear]

Tis be a robbery


Those bollocks stood no chance against my flintlocks

[MiniePie]

I just loved the "god dayam"

[thebluspy]

"you know what else i got loaded"

*loads flintlock*