Pentagon releases new info on China spy balloon #shorts

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*Xi Jinping:* Update me on our spying efforts, General.

*General:* As you know, We sent a highl-visible, white "spy-balloon" instead of drones in February.... It was somehow spotted by nearly everyone and shot down, sir.

*Xi:* Impossible!!!! Could we salvage the top-secret photos it collected?

*General:* No sir... But apparently "Google Maps" has all that information available for fee, to anyone on Earth with internet access.

*Xi:* Excellent. Pick 2 of your children for internment camp. The rest will be sent to study how The American public will literally believe anything the new tells them.

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