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Aint no way they're going to interview Endless Taverns

Wandering_Joe
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It'd be funny if they actually release a song called Can't Ration My Love

MrJedizim
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Toxic gas grenades aren't part of my kit. At least.... not yet :)

VoiceOfSeibun
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Man Midasburg Mint going out of business really sucks, those were always my favorite candy on liberty day. (not that I’m criticizing the ministry of prosperity, it was a necessary choice)

franzoloranzo
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Toxic gas grenades? Now that i would love to see.

doctorhealsgood
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Sony Sucks, Arrowhead is genius

'Can't Ration My Love'

Ration - noun
a fixed amount of a commodity officially allowed to each person during a time of shortage, as in wartime.

" " - verb
allow each person to have only a fixed amount of (a particular commodity).

This new song is advertised with "American Idol" Flavor'd imagry. 100% is literally everyone.

Litererally everyone who can is now within the War Machine.

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Is 'Can't Ration My Love' a PROTEST SONG???

would it be advertised! Is 'Love' a commodity?? Is 'love' being weaponized to a Galactic War on Terror? Where are the Squiddies? What about the human brains in Bot Soldiers? What about all this E-710 refineries on planets we've not visited since before GWUno?

Listen - I think the Fed's Propaganda arm got it all wrong..

WAIT WAIT - Hear me out before I call the Democracy Officer MYSELF!

Okok... Put the phone down... And your gun...

Look...

I personally think if we just come out with the fact 1) We Made the Terminids and they are our slave pet oil source, fighting them to allow them their own versions of 'Freedom' and 'Liberty' before we send out Cadets and Super Cadets to SPILL SOME OIL 2) Admit the Squiddies are influencing our media so we can beat more ass 3) Just Let Super Earth Citizens know the Bots are just the Borgs at it again 4) Just be honest with us! There is no -

*BLAM*

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